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Previously on Adam Riff™:

Anthony Michael Hall: You've never seen Man on Fire?
Jon: I think I've only ever seen two Denzel Washington films: Virtuosity and John Q.
Anthony Michael Hall: [pause]
Jon: No, I've also seen Courage Under Fire and The Manchurian Candidate.
Anthony Michael Hall: All the hits…



The Denzel Standoff

Jon: Oh, jeez… Okay.
Jon: Left to right: American Gangster, The Book of Eli, Training Day?, Man on Fire, dunno, dunno, The Magnificent Seven.
Jon: When was he bald?

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