Pretend that it's a fortnight ago.
// Las Vegas, NV
Each of the 10 pools at The Venetian and The Palazzo provides a distinct experience, perfect for fun or relaxation.
Work out the kinks and maintain body tone by swimming a few laps in the Vita Pool. Reserved for lap swimming all day, Mondays – Thursdays and from 8 to 11 a.m., Fridays – Sundays. [source]
This pool is never open.
If you don't want to staff every pool during off-peak months, post a sign that reads "no lifeguard on duty" like my gym does, and my gym's pool is deeper than any pool on this deck.
$10 million for a defective chair?!
I want a T-shirt with this slot machine header on it:
Slot machine streetwear.
A Supreme slot machine.
Idea: Casino Decathlon.
In this order:
Texas Hold'em Poker
The contestant with the most money at the end wins.
Sports bets must be on sporting events happening that day.
You have one hour and $1000 to play each of the first nine games, and $1000 plus whatever the $9000 became to play Texas Hold'em. Texas Hold'em is last so you can all-in a comeback.
You can play each game for as long as you want, so long as you play at least $500.
On hold with my hotel's concierge after sending out a shirt to be laundered with $3000 in its pocket:
"Each suite features an Italian marble bathroom…"
—And a plastic bathtub.
Most oppressively odoriferous casinos on the Strip:
5. The Cosmopolitan
4. The Linq
3. Casino Royale
During an uberX ride, my driver told me that he hung out with Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott at the Pac-12 Tournament. They grew up together.
—How are you an uberX driver? Were you injured in a hotel?