Previously on Adam Riff™ (July 2015):
In less than a year, I have moved someone else from New York City to San Francisco, and then from San Francisco to Los Angeles, packing and unpacking all of his stuff by myself.
[New York to] San Francisco was Murphy's Law run amok.
Back from Los Angeles after moving [redacted] for the fourth time in two-and-a-half years.
For San Francisco to Los Angeles in June 2015, I only had one day to pack everything in his three-floor loft by myself.
Seven months later, [redacted] wanted to move from his three-floor loft in Los Angeles to a penthouse two floors up in the same building.
One year later, I moved everything in his penthouse into storage because he wanted to move out of his building, but isn't sure where he wants to move next. His lawyers are advising him to move to San Francisco.