Jon: I'm the Asian dude on The Good Place! Jon Yu as Jianyu!
Rory: What is this jack-o'-lantern? The letters A and F?
Jon: When you put a candle inside, it's lit AF.
Rory: [reading sign taped to bowl of candy] "I left these Twix out for Harambe, but you are welcome to take one." [pause] How are you not a dad?
Jon: I am one, remember?
Children: Trick or treat!
Jon: What have I here? [dabs] A non-sexy princess, non-sexy cat, non-cancer-stricken (I assume) Batman…