Dishoom Reigns

// Austin, TX

Traffic lights here stay green hella long.

Big Red is no Cheerwine.

You can't twist the cap off a bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola?

H-E-B's logo reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.

Steven thought Whole Foods Market was a local chain.

I got stuck behind Harry Knowles and his wheelchair while trying to exit the Fantastic Fest venue to catch a bus.

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