// Austin, TX
Traffic lights here stay green hella long.
Big Red is no Cheerwine.
You can't twist the cap off a bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola?
H-E-B's logo reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.
Steven thought Whole Foods Market was a local chain.
I got stuck behind Harry Knowles and his wheelchair while trying to exit the Fantastic Fest venue to catch a bus.