As part of the NCAA's upcoming March Madness tournament, a number of artists will play a series of concerts during the Final Four. Artists announced include Fall Out Boy, Jason Derulo, Maroon 5, Pitbull, and Flo Rida. [source]
The NCAA: I see your Coldplay and Sting, and raise you… No. You know what? All in.
Isn't this just, like, crystal Mountain Dew?
He's jamming to club soda.