I wear a suitcase under each one of my eyes

Oh that "Beef Wellington" looks good. How much is it?

$275?!

Then I saw the price of the king crab.

Greetings from Las Vegas.


[flipping through the in-flight magazine on my flight to Vegas]

What does that say?

Oh. Fiesta.

So the line-up is Ozzy's friends and family, plus three cover bands?


[flipping through a Vegas alt-weekly]

THE MELROSE PLACE OF LAS VEGAS.

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