You said that irony was the shackles of youth

B: Hey, can you drive my dad to the airport?
Jon: You know, just because I don't have set work hours doesn't mean I can be your personal Uber.


Jon: So where are you staying?
Uncle: The Palazzo. You want to come with? My room has two beds.


Devil Jon: You've been to Vegas before without anything but the clothes on your back…
Angel Jon: But you need to save money to travel to Canada to see the third Trailer Park Boys movie on opening weekend!
Devil Jon: Orrrr you can pay for that trip by playing craps.

Devil Angel Jon: He has a point…

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