Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

41. Kenny gets his groove back (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "The Cauliflower's Cuming From Inside The House Burger." (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
  • "You don't have to be good, you just have to be fast."
    "Why can't all women want that?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
  • "I'M NOT BOB FOSSE!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
  • "The rage you feel, it's a gift. Use it, but don't let anyone see it." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
  • Frank! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
  • Clayton! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
  • Eddie! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
  • "The days of Kenny Powers turning out lesbians are fuckin' behind him." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
  • "Four Mexican kids is equal to two white kids." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
  • "No slices for wife." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
  • "If we do this, it's gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex, and magic." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
  • "You love jazz? Name three key jazz musicians."
    "Miles Davis."
    "Number one, yup."
    "Lance Armstrong."
    "The trumpet player, Lance Armstrong?"
    "Okay, and number three?"
    "…The Loneliest Monk." (Hello Ladies, S01E02)
  • "Yo! Chinese Precious!" (China, IL, S02E03)
  • "C'mon, guys. Don't be turds out of water." (China, IL, S02E03)
  • "You and Carabas are just like Dumbledore and Gandalf – first you wanna fight, but pretty soon, you're gonna wanna screw." (China, IL, S02E03)
  • "You invented the Boston Tea Party?"
    "At the time it was referred to as the Destruction of the Tea. You've coined a far more…festive name." (Sleepy Hollow, S01E04)
  • "And fewer GCSEs than a Premier League football team." (Bad Education, S02E06)

(Bad Education, S02E06)

  • "So, um, how often do you groom your cat?" (New Girl, S03E04)
  • "I really like the instrument of the cello." (New Girl, S03E04)
  • "No fear! Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Friday! Full wheel, bitches!" (New Girl, S03E04)
  • Abe Sapien just masturbated to Hellboy having sex (Sons of Anarchy, S06E05)
  • RT: "Throwing in exciting endings after boring me the whole episode? Congrats #SOA, you now operate on the same level as #TheWalkingDead." (Sons of Anarchy, S06E05)
  • "My mama lives down in the ninth ward."(American Horror Story, S03E01)
  • What a terribly niche witch power (American Horror Story, S03E01)
  • Gratuitous shot of Precious sneak-eating a drumstick (American Horror Story, S03E01)
  • Albert Nobbs – bwah! (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
  • "Definitely not like a biiiiird." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
  • Dee dies in three of the five fantasies (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
  • "It's not Bowschwitz." (The League, S05E06)
  • Marshall Allman – eternally young (Filthy Sexy Teens, S01E01)

(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)

(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)

(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)

  • Is that really Brian McKnight? He looks ollld (The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)
  • "Whip it like a man!" (MasterChef Junior, S01E03)
  • Aaand less than 24 hours later, Brian McKnight is back on television (Shark Tank, S05E04)


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