29. Jon Voight: Twerking Enthusiast (Ray Donovan, S01E03)
- CM Punk vs. Paul Heyman [feat. Brock Lesnar] (WWE Raw, 07-15-13)
- Matt Harvey Asks New Yorkers About Matt Harvey (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 07-15-13)
- Sonya's one night stand (The Bridge, S01E02)
- "I have the confidence of a tall man." (The Newsroom, S02E01)
- RT: Did that lady go through the trouble of making a full three-bean salad just to dump it on Lyle Lovett's desk? That shit is hardbody. (The Bridge, S01E02)
- "A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.: A Criminal Regiment of Nasty Young Men." (Futurama, S07E19)
"[My biography] has to sing off the page. I'm talking Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, or early George."
"Curious? Later George just wallows in its own density."
"Something like The Berenstain Bears Visit the Dentist?"
"Visit the Dentist is beach reading. Sure, I'm along for the ride, but is it transcendent in any way? Besides, it's totally derivative of Aardvark." (Wilfred, S03E06)
- "This is like the Valentine's Day of emoji movies." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E02)