Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


48. Vagina Monologue (New Girl, S02E09)


Stray Observations

  • "Whistles stop hundreds of crimes every year."
    "And thousands of basketball plays." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
  • "She can do that and park anywhere she wants." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
  • Deus ex cabin-a (The Walking Dead, S03E07)
  • "I need a bath, some chow, and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E11)
  • John Cena's terrible kissing (WWE Raw, 11-26-12)


(Ben and Kate, S01E09)

  • "It gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirren." (New Girl, S02E09)
  • "You can't throw my microwive away! It's the only thing I love! It's what makes burritos delicious!"
    "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"
    "You're putting me in a tough spot." (New Girl, S02E09)
  • "Let's be guys, just for today. Let's care about stupid things, talk about sharks, and sci-fi movies, and making everything wireless." (New Girl, S02E09)


(30 Rock, S07E07)

  • "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called 'red vining'?" (The Office, S09E08)
  • I sure have missed these characters who are on the show every week! (Glee, S04E08)
  • "So on the Jackson scale, you kinda want between Tito and Janet."
    "I don't want Janet's nose. It's a little too thin for me. I don't want Tito's nose. It's a little too wide for me."
    "Look at Jermaine."
    "Jermaine has a nice damn nose." (The League, S04E07)

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