48. Vagina Monologue (New Girl, S02E09)
"Whistles stop hundreds of crimes every year."
"And thousands of basketball plays." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
- "She can do that and park anywhere she wants." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
- Deus ex cabin-a (The Walking Dead, S03E07)
- "I need a bath, some chow, and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E11)
- John Cena's terrible kissing (WWE Raw, 11-26-12)
(Ben and Kate, S01E09)
- "It gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirren." (New Girl, S02E09)
"You can't throw my microwive away! It's the only thing I love! It's what makes burritos delicious!"
"You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"
"You're putting me in a tough spot." (New Girl, S02E09)
- "Let's be guys, just for today. Let's care about stupid things, talk about sharks, and sci-fi movies, and making everything wireless." (New Girl, S02E09)
(30 Rock, S07E07)
- "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called 'red vining'?" (The Office, S09E08)
- I sure have missed these characters who are on the show every week! (Glee, S04E08)
"So on the Jackson scale, you kinda want between Tito and Janet."
"I don't want Janet's nose. It's a little too thin for me. I don't want Tito's nose. It's a little too wide for me."
"Look at Jermaine."
"Jermaine has a nice damn nose." (The League, S04E07)