At Safeway early Sunday morning, I saw a bunch of unsold green cakes on a folding table and pictured Africans receiving crates of green food later this week.
In the parking lot, I saw a Prius with the license plate "ND OPEC" and bird shit all over its hood. How perfect, I thought.
—Why were you at Safeway at 1:00 a.m. on a Sunday?
—A Hail Mary before last call on St. Patrick's Day.
Idea: An augmented reality Pokémon Snap scavenger hunt played with smartphones and fiducial markers. The markers generate Pokémon on a smartphone screen, which you then photograph.