Jon: He puts the MSG in MSG.
Jon: Madisodium Glue-teammate?
Rory: "Lin sent a DVD of highlights to his dream school, UCLA, who offered him the opportunity to walk-on." What could have been in '07-'08: Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook, Darren Collison, Jeremy Lin.
Jon: Kevin Durant "always wanted to go to UCLA" too, but Howland didn't pursue him. What could have been in '06-'07: Durant, Westbrook, Collison, Afflalo, Lin.
Jon: General Lin's Knicken.
Pete Hoekstra's xenoph-abulous Super Bowl ad
Lorne Michaels should hire Davis to produce SNL digital shorts.