Optimist vs. The Silent Alarm

One-quarter of Americans say they will not go to the bathroom without their mobile devices. [source]

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I am the 75%?


Instead of combating piracy, the entertainment industry should acquire food suppliers and food vendors and utilities. Write off piracy and recoup your losses by jacking up the prices of bare necessities. "Broke people" still need to eat and drink water, and may still want to bathe and use electrical outlets. Dare Anonymous to rob your grocery stores.


Americans should be required to pass a Wonderlic test before they can vote. Voting should be like driving – you need a voter license to vote, and after you turn 70, you need to pass a Wonderlic test again to continue voting.


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