Dear media critics: Your favourite albums of the year are the Showtime comedies of music.
Jon: I'm trying it out as an analogy.
Jon: Guh. Why doesn't the header appear in IE?
Jon: Internet Explorer is like a vegetarian guest at a dinner party.
Rory: It's the Showtime comedies of browsers?
Jon: No, it's Enlightened.
Rory: Why are you re-designing Adam Riff™ over the holidays?
Jon: Because I'm a div.
Jon: [sigh] Where's Eric Mika when you need him?
Rory: Probably snowboarding on cash.
Television Programme Idea: Frontier Critic.
Rory: Sounds like a Showtime comedy.