FLAVOR BLASTED…with vanilla.
What is "sockboarding"?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of masturbation utilizing a sock or women's [sic] panyhose."
No. Xtreme the vanilla-cupcake-blasted goldfish is definitely not the super star of jacking off with a sock. Fish don't masturbate anyway.
ChaCha: "Sock Boarding is when people wear [sic] sock and go sliding around on hard floors, like linoleum."
Risky fishness? No. Fish don't have feet.
How does a fish ride a board?
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