The Adam Riff™ Fall Movie Preview: Part Two

We continue with some notable Hollywood fare:

Straw Dogs
Release Date: September 16
If this re-make is any good, I will move to New York.

Dolphin Tale 3D
Release Date: September 23
I thought this was a sequel to Shark Tale, but it is actually a separate, live-action, marine animal tale.

Shark Night 3D
Release Date: September 2
Drew: "Wow, the black dude actually dies IN THE TRAILER. That's gotta be some sort of new record."

Actors Chris Carmack and Dustin Milligan were both written off teen soaps (The O.C. and 90210, respectively).

Piranha 3DD
Release Date: November 23
Directed by Gulager of Project Greenlight 3 fame, and featuring Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff.

Feast III's subtitle is "The Happy Finish"? Feast is a trilogy?

Margaret
Release Date: September 30
After FIVE YEARS in post-production, Kenneth Lonergan's follow-up to You Can Count on Me is ready for its close-up.

Paranormal Activity 3
Release Date: October 21
From the directors of the documentary* Catfish: A prequel set 18 years before the original.

Free association: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, also directed by a documentary filmmaker.


Every hour of TV watching shortens life by 22 minutes

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