You look like you've been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel

—Do you think Fast Five is appropriate for children five and under?
—Uhh…no. Why?
—I'm babysitting B's children today.

—Download this:

—That's a real film?
—Amazon only has 13 copies left in stock.

—Max likes baseball. We could crash the stands of a little league game.
—Nothing icky about an adult stranger observing little league players.
—With children in tow!
—Like paedos don't sire children.

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