Born to run

"Who is the quarterback for the Falcons? I'm blanking."

"He's white. He played for Boston College."

"Matt? Joe?"

"Goddammit! What is his name?"

"I'm not football-retarded! I can name every starting quarterback in the NFC except this misterfalcon!"

"Okay, I can't name the quarterback for the Buccaneers either. Whatever!"

"Matt something…"


It's time once again for… Which one of my football teams will torment me more this season: the Bruins or the Bears?

Last year, I (correctly) picked the Bruins.

This year, I…

[looks at octopus]

"He ate both mussels. What does that mean?"


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