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The first-ever World Poutine-Eating Championship

Oof. Smoke's poutine is devastating. It's fuckin'…based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

The winner, Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, consumed 13 pounds of poutine in 10 minutes. For his effort, he received $750 CAD.


Effective July 1, 2010, Subway is officially changing the standard process of placing sliced cheese on sandwiches (in Oceania, at least). Unnecessary dairy overlap resolved! (in one continent)


4Food will serve burgers with a twist: the [patties] have [donut] holes in them which can be filled with one of 40 "scoops," including edamame, hummus, salsa, and veggie chili.

Conical pizza, annular burger patties – Oh, New York City…

If the customer chooses to name their creation, they can market it and receive $.25 in store credit for every customized burger they sell.

A 240 square foot monitor will stream Foursquare checkins, Tweets, and info from the restaurant. [source]

Filling the core of a burger patty seems impractical. I imagine you will have to take big bites to enjoy the filling(s) with the encircling meat. What if you have a tiny mouth?

There are regrettable tattoos, and there is the Bentley logo on Nate Robinson's throat.


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