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Chris Rock's Best Movies – oxymoron?

According to Rotten Tomatoes' Tomatometer:
10. Bee Movie
9. Lethal Weapon 4
8. Osmosis Jones
7. Madagascar
6. CB4
5. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
4. Dogma
3. New Jack City
2. Nurse Betty
1. Good Hair

Richard Pryor's best movie is Blazing Saddles Blue Collar.
Eddie Murphy's best movie is 48 Hrs.

Chris Rock's best movie is a documentary on hair.

Heck, Paul Reiser's best movie is Aliens. Paul freakin' Reiser!



1. The title of the mixtape is "Burrrprint (2) HD."
2. That surf and turf is absurrrd.
3. Did the artist even (try) to composite the strawberries?
4. iHadn't seen the "Parental Advisory" sticker in ages.


Spose has been called Maine's "Best hip-hop act." [source]

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His hit single "I'm Awesome" sounds like Paul Barman trying to emulate Eminem's "My Name Is."


Washington Mutual "President's Club" Sales Conference Wrote And Performed A Rap Inspired By Sir-Mix-A-Lot
another great moment in Tracy Morgan publicity history
NYC's own superheroes

3 Comments

  1. Aaron 15 Apr 10 at 11:11

    Love that mixtape cover – harkens back to the days of Pen & Pixel photoshop travesties.

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  2. esteban 15 Apr 10 at 14:51

    richard pryor wasnt in Blazing Saddles.

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    1. Jon 15 Apr 10 at 15:10

      Oops.

      Reply

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