Previously on Adam Riff:
The DJ asked the caller to choose one of [six] shows: Pavement, Faith No More, Muse, Phoenix, Vampire Weekend, Passion Pit.
"Pfff! Pavement!" I thought.
The caller chose Phoenix. […] The caller chose Vampire Weekend.
Today: "Be caller 10 and win tickets to see either Pavement or Passion Pit!"
I feel like Al Davis is the only person calling in.
Am I overrating Pavement? Or am I just old?
I saw a car with decals of a stick man and stick woman on its rear window. Just a man and woman no children.
"How odd…ly pathetic," I thought. "Wonder if she's infertile."
The car was a minivan, however.
"Maybe their children died. What's the proper stick decal etiquette for deceased family members?"
• An Assortment of Underachieving AT-ATs
• Lightsaber Nightlight