Previously on Adam Riff:
One woman's love story with the rope next door.
She falls in love with a rope.
Sundance is screening Tub, a short film about a man who impregnates a bathtub.
Did anyone else catch Saw on Bravo?
Gaspar Noé (Irreversible) will shoot his next film, a "pornographic melodrama," in 3-D.
The same Gaspar Noé cried TWICE during Avatar.
"I cried when the tree caught fire. And I cried when they were in the jungle and everything was glowing."
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is only $13 million away from matching the $217 million gross of the first movie.
The fifth Universal Soldier flick reunites Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren.
Its screenwriter was formerly a Mossad agent.
Andrei Arlovski plays "NGU" (Next Generation UniSol).