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Previously on Adam Riff™:
All I ever see anymore is American Idol finalists singing the National Anthem. Jordin Sparks sang it at the NFC Championship Game.


This year, Jordin Sparks sang the National Anthem at the AFC Championship Game, while reigning American Idol Kris Allen sang it at the NFC Championship Game.

I saw a Colts fan holding a sign that read "D•FENCE." If you bother writing out "fence," why not just write the whole word?

Is anyone excited to see The Who? Seems like a golden opportunity for counter-programming. Fox should pay Justin Bieber to perform a short set bisected by the trailer for Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

Fox's ads for 24 need more Katee Sackhoff's subplot.

TNT promotes ESPN's NBA telecasts and vice versa. Why can't the NFL's broadcast partners do the same? "Check local listings," like the Pro Bowl is some daytime talk show.

CAN I HAVE JUST ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK WHERE DAN JANSEN'S SISTER DOES NOT DIE [source]

I wonder how Rush Limbaugh feels about Visa supporting the world.

Idea: Enter the New Jersey Nets in this year's NCAA tournament as the 65th team. Play-in game intrigue! A potential first round match-up against Kentucky!


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