Who was responsible for 2012's $225 million weekend?
Asian people flock to schlockbusters and will laugh at every silly joke.
This is a fact.
Roland Emmerich's The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 both end with a shot of Earth from outer space.
if: external global warming
then: head to Mexico
if: internal global warming
then: head to China
Building arks in the middle of a mountain range did the G8 leaders not see Titanic?
I like how Danny Glover survives the blast only to promptly die in a tsunami.
The stepfather's death is anticlimactic. His wife and adoring stepson just shrug it off.
I'm still trying to grasp the physics of the Russian father's death.
I wonder how the film's in-flight cut will play, as a good third of it is airplanes struggling to take-off and land.
After seeing what happened to Las Vegas, they planned to refuel in Hawaii, a state covered in volcanoes.
2012's mobile service provider is even more impressive than 24's. More bars in mass devastation.
By my count, Chiwetel Ejiofor says "My God" three times.
I want an Ark 04 hoodie.
I feel like a Shutter Island trailer has preceded every film I've seen this year in a theatre.
Look at this fucking cast.