"QFC's self-checkout machines are complex."
"They're not. He's just Can you watch the mini keg while I help him?"
"Hmm… The Girl's Guide to Vampires: All You Need to Know About the Original Bad Boys. Barb Karg (Pacific Northwest) is a veteran journalist, author, screenwriter and lifelong vampire aficionado currently at work on a vampire novel."
Veteran journalist slash "lifelong vampire aficionado."
She also authored or co-authored The Girl's Guide to Werewolves: All You Need to Know About the Original Untamed Bad Boys, The World's Stupidest Blondes, and Graphic Designer's Color Handbook.
Funambulism in a public park.
A taco truck operating out of an old KFC.
Event posters smother telephone poles like barnacles.
Zombie Walk. Zombie After-Party. Zombie Rock Fest. Zombie Karaoke.
The gentrification of horror.