Obama should watch his back.
All of the states that have legalized gay marriage are dark gray.
To celebrate a birthday is to celebrate aging, and aging is not something to celebrate after age 21.
"Make a wish!"
I wish my lower back pain would go away.
Some girls spend a whole week celebrating the onset of menopause.
For my birthday, I am giving up diet cola, wagering a decade-long habit (at every meal) on better health and stronger teeth in the future.
and by "future," i mean "age 29"
We'll see how long I last. Giving up cola also means giving up caffeine, as I don't consume coffee, tea or energy drinks.