Daisuke Matsuzaka is bored

"Hello?"
"Hikedi! It's Dice."
"Sup?"
"You want to do something tonight?"
"I can't. We have a game. I have to be in the pen."
"Oh. Right."

"Hello?"
"Chien! It's Dice."
"Hi."
"You want to do something tonight?"
"I can't. We have a game. I have to pitch."
[pause]
"Really?"

"Hello?"
"Dontrelle! It's Dice."
"Yo."
"I heard you're on the DL. You want to do something tonight?"
[disconnect tone]

"Hi, you've reached the voice-mail of Gene Hackman. Leave a message and I'll return your call as soon as possible."
[beep]

"Moshi moshi! Japan national baseball team."
"Fuck you."


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