Star Trek

According to Hollywood, Iowa has:
1. mountains and
2. a canyon

Surely there is a volcano I am unaware of.

For a pretty boy, Chris Pine was surprisingly competent. I would rank his performance just below Chris Evans in Sunshine.

Kirk always looks battered, like Ben on Lost. He also does this a lot:

not pictured: when he hangs off a platform in Nero's neo Super Mario Bros. 3 airship before killing Clifton Collins Jr.

I wish science fiction writers could agree on one theory of time travel. They are like Christian denominations.

4 Comments

  1. hugo 11 May 09 at 04:34

    why is 'gran torino' still listed?

    – curious in california

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  2. Jon 11 May 09 at 12:25

    I saw it on New Year's Day.

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  3. Denise 11 May 09 at 23:34

    SO YOU RUN THE ENTIRE YOUNIVERSE?!

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  4. Dave 12 May 09 at 22:31

    Just saw this today. Your Iowa observations are just another thing that retroactively making this movie worse for me.

    Love the SMB3 reference and agree with your time travel statement.

    The only thing lamer than using time travel to re-write history is having an entire movie be someone's dream at the end.

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