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Laura Bush is shopping a memoir.

Because she has so much to say.


The book industry will sign memoir deals with anyone.

Miley Cyrus is writing a memoir. Kelly Osbourne is writing an "inspirational" one. Andy Taylor published his memoir in September. Yes, the former guitarist for Duran Duran.

Reading may be better than watching television, but television is definitely better than memoirs.

Also: E! True Hollywood Stories don't increase landfills.


Alan Colmes is leaving Hannity and Colmes.

Two words: Danity Colmes.

Hey, Aubrey and D. left the "band" last month!


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5 Comments

  1. deadbeatJONES 26 Nov 08 at 11:24

    Are you suggesting that Alan Colmes should join Danity Kane or that Aubrey should be Sean Hannity's new partner?

    The latter would be hilariously appropriate.

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  2. Jon 26 Nov 08 at 13:04

    The latter would also be Hannity Kane.

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  3. ernest riles 26 Nov 08 at 16:19

    i think they should hire a manatee to take colmes' place. that way, it could be Hannity and The Manatee… kinda like BJ and The Bear, but without the bear (which wasn't even a bear anyways).

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  4. Jon 26 Nov 08 at 20:55

    "You're listening to Hannity and the Manatee on The Bone 107.7!"

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  5. ernest riles 26 Nov 08 at 22:00

    "Hannity and The Manatee, carvin' up something you'll definitely be thankful for (*shitty guitar solo*). A TWOOOOO hour, commercial-free ROCK BLOCKS (*laser sounds*) comin' atcha… AAAAALLLL WEEEEKEEEND LOOOOONNNG!!!

    *nickelback*

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