has a monopoly on the truth
He covers Sir Mix-a-Lot? Head asplode.
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
And I pulled my Beretta out
She cried out, "Sylvester, please don't"
Visions of him makin' love to her
He said, "Man, put the gun on the floor"
I can't stop thinkin' about him and her
I slowly put the gun down, and then I put my hands up
He winked at me and smiled, and that is when I went nuts
Hopped all over him grabbed the gun
She screamin', "Settle down!"
Goin' all around, both handlin' the gun, then all of a sudden, POW!
Got a letter from the government
the other day
opened it and read it
it said "lol vanilla ice?????????? do you like rap much????????? signed Garoge Bush"
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