Wake me up when September ends

I've been sitting in front my computer for three hours trying to craft a post and…

It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of Representatives" unless one finds oneself in a Chris Rock film. Although that rule stands, referring to oneself as "the Speaker of the Hizzouse" is acceptable, if not encouraged. [source]

Ask Michael Vick

Q: Hey, Mike. What part of your mouth do the Aryans usually ejaculate onto?
A: Roof!

Q: Hey, Mike. How is anal rape without lube?
A: Ruff!

Q: Hey, Mike. What kind of candy bar were you sodomized with last night?
A: Ruth!

On Dancing with the Stars, Susan and Tony danced the Rumba to "Waiting on the World to Change."

On the Wikipedia page on former Reel Big Fish trumpet player Tavis Werts, I read:

After leaving Reel Big Fish Tavis returned to college to pursue a degree in Rocket Science.

"WHAT?" I thought.

Mechanical Engineering major at UC Irvine.

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Double spacing between sentences should be a punishable offense.

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