i think i may be slightly bi-polar
you're the only guy I know with mood swings
My boss asked me to collect some debts for him.
Beats filing, I suppose.
At lunch today, I saw an Indian guy discard unfinished sandwich bread.
I cringe when people waste bread. Bread is delicious! The crust is the best part of a pizza!
[groan] Shut up! You too, "but high fructose corn syrup…" contingent! It's possible to consume both and still see your wiener.
Given a choice between a baguette and a three-star steakhouse, I'd choose the baguette in a heartbeat.
initial reaction: Goddammit, Sonic!
then: Oh. "Contains no fried ice cream." Lame!
Lately, after zipping up my fly after peeing, I frequently feel a bit of urine trickle down my left thigh.
I was going to see an advance screening last night of House Bunny, but I couldn't go.
as I'm in the bus heading home, I get a phone call from Kiko, my date to the movie.
kiko: "hey, I'm at the movie, in line at the concession stands. guess who is standing next to me? shawn michaels."
"And then…I'm gonna see The House Bunny!"
^ inside wrestling
Idea: At the Movies with Bela Karolyi and the Iron Sheik.
The sports director for the Icelandic National Broadcasting Service told me that the handball team's preliminary game against Denmark drew nearly 60 percent of the country's 100,000 televisions, and that the game attracted a share of about 100.
Meaning every TV set that was turned on in the country was tuned to handball. [source]
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