Fire in the hole

Justin effin' Morneau.

The NL's record in the All-Star Game makes UCLA's record against USC in football this decade seem respectable.

They would've won with Lincecum. I call "shenanigans." Flu-like symptons = Jeff Gillooly.

No matter. The Cubs will just clinch at Angel Stadium.

None of the Riff™ Ryders could attend E3 this year, so I sent a special correspondent to cover the Ev3nt. Please welcome Navi!


Hey, Nav. So what do you have for us?

Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars for the DS — interesting…

—Watch out!

Will do.

FX has ordered at least 52 more episodes of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" — the 13 currently in production, plus 39 more.

Eternal sunshine, eh? (insert eternal grumbling re: Arrested Development)

FX will try to use "Sunny" to launch a scripted comedy called "Testees" from Kenny Hotz (of "Kenny vs. Spenny" quasi-fame), about two friends in their 30s who pay the bills as guinea pigs for medical experiments. [source]

Find out what happens when Kenny and Spenny start being polite and stop getting real!

Meme idea: Replace the text on the billboard.

Please, Hammer, Don't Hurt 'em

Please Don't Vote for John McCain

Pleased to Meet You, Tower!

Other Insincere Magazine Covers


  1. vladmir 16 Jul 08 at 23:06

    I find it odd that they say PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT when that happened during a Republican's administration. Not that it really matters, it would be just as tasteless if it did say DON'T VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN.


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