Voice of Tofu

I ate 40 bucks worth of sushi last night, and I promised I'd spend some quality time today with my bowels. In the meantime, enjoy my senior thesis which, by the way, I got a perfect score on. Take that, Pearl Chang.

And now, the answers to…
Did Jesus Say That, or Billy Joel?
"Don't forget your second wind."
Billy Joel
"Only the good die young."
Billy Joel
"Drink it, all of you, for this is my blood."
Jesus
"Blessed are the meek."
Jesus
"Judge not, and you will not be judged."
Jesus
"It's still rock 'n' roll to me."
Billy Joel
"I am the light of the world."
Jesus
"I am the Entertainer."
Billy Joel
"I came to cast fire upon the earth."
Jesus
"We didn't start the fire."
Billy Joel
"Begone – Satan!"
Jesus
"Even you cannot avoid – Pressure!"
Billy Joel
"Who touched me? Someone touched me."
Jesus
"It's all about soul."
Both
Thank you, Chris Harris.

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