http://www.adamriff.com We don't get it either. Sun, 11 May 2008 07:54:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2170 Hours? For a pizza? A Papa John's pizza? I shouldn't talk. I once waited four hours in line to see the movie Spy Game. Erik Reichenbach from Hell, Michigan stands accused of being the "dumbest Survivor ever," and he can't argue. Wiki: Hell's main export is kitsch. Reality TV World: So what's next for ... http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2169 FedEx just delivered a package and, as I do with all packages delivered to the office, I opened it. Inside was Viagra. For my boss. [pause] You guys! He's gonna know that I saw! I can't exactly re-seal the envelope! —awwwwwwkward The envelope is marked "extremely urgent." http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2168 Because when I think of Hanukkah, I think of flying fish roe and salmon skin. Shrimp tempura needs more shrimp and less vegetables. Who wants to eat battered, deep-fried broccoli or squash? Even the potato slice is unappetizing. Aji tataki is the apotheosis of sashimi. • The Top Five Lines From Soulja Boy's ... http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2167 Previously on Adam Riff™: An American Crime, which just premiered at Sundance, dramatizes "the single worst crime perpetrated against an individual in Indiana's history." After reading Wikipedia's primer, I'm inclined to say it's the single worst crime perpetrated against an individual in ALL of history. With no real box office prospects, An American ... http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2166 I intended to ask whether Adam on The Paper is Jewish or Hispanic. Then I saw this clip. He's Jewish. Like most of the cast. What an eclectic collection of Jews! http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2165 Green Porno. http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2164 On the drive to work today, I heard "Fly" by Sugar Ray on Star 101.3, and Super Cat's breakdown — the best part of the song — was missing! I guess it was too ethnic for an adult contemporary station. For a long time, I thought Super Cat and Sugar Ray's ... http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2163 related: Walt Disney Pictures presents Beverly Hills Chihuahua http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2162 Tired of paying through the nose, Americans try praying at the pump "Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices," Twyman said to a chorus of "amens." "Lord, the prices at this pump have gone up since last week. We ... http://www.adamriff.com/?p=2161