51. Medley of Rafi (The League, S04E13)

Honourable Mention

• Hip Hop Santa (Happy Endings, S03E07)
• Nut Cake (Jersey Shore, S06E13)
• Bob Odenkirk vs. Nick Kroll (The League, S04E12)

Stray Observations

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E10)

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50. 12.12.12 (The League, S04E11)

Honourable Mention

• Monty Python LSD Trip (Fringe, S05E09)

Stray Observations

• This stolen penis storyline… (Misfits, S04E07)
• "I just thought if we got together, we could change the channel from the Feud Network to Comity Central." (The Simpsons, S24E07)
• Tina in the bathroom (Bob's Burgers, S03E08)
• Gear heaven (Bob's Burgers, S03E08)
• "You're our favourite character, Roz from Frasier." (Happy Endings, S03E06)
• "I know it's underhanded, but that's the way I throw." (Modern Family, S04E10)
• The Mac/Charlie prolonged stare (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E09)
• "Adam Levine once tweeted: 'Chemistry cannot be purchased.'" (The League, S04E11)
• The only patch of light in the entire city (Portlandia, S03E01)

#clipoftheweek

I just finished reading The Revolution Was Televised by Alan Sepinwall. I accidentally downloaded it while trying to spare myself from lugging a 1000-page hardcover novel around New York City.

As I am considerably more knowledgeable about television now than at age 15, I'm tempted to revisit You Don't Know Jack: Television, the expansion pack that stumped me most, see if I can finally conquer it like I did You Don't Know Jack: Movies and You Don't Know Jack: Sports.

Idea: Revive Kid Pix 1.0 as a mobile app.

49. A Harrow-ing rescue (Boardwalk Empire, S03E12)

Honourable Mention

• Tina drives (Bob's Burgers, S03E07)
• The Governor and Michonne throw down (The Walking Dead, S03E08)
• "The most disgusting episode ever" (Hoarders, S06E12)
• Otto bites his own tongue off (Sons of Anarchy, S05E13)
• Karl Pilkington interviews conjoined twin sisters (An Idiot Abroad, S03E02)

Stray Observations

• Jon Hamm came up with the idea to adapt Mikhail Bulgakov's account of his early career in medicine, and to cast Daniel Radcliffe as the younger version of his character. Lo, Radcliffe's 21st-birthday present to himself was a trip to Bulgakov's former home in Kiev, and he once started writing his own adaptation (A Young Doctor's Notebook, S01E01)
• "My cock is out there somewhere. It's mine, and I'm gonna get it back." (Misfits, S04E06)
• Tina's "everything is okay" face (Bob's Burgers, S03E07)
• "Somebody's always gotta lose." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E12)
• The Woodbury extras acting angry = unintentional lulz (The Walking Dead, S03E08)
• Video Supercut Idea: Sudden car(-on-car) crashes in film and television (Homeland, S02E10)
• "Only men need to be loved, sweetheart. Women need to be wanted." (Sons of Anarchy, S05E13)
• "I'm not Ryan. I'm the opposite of Ryan, which is…Eugene." (Suburgatory, S02E07)
• "I'm gonna tell you what Santa's gonna leave under your tree tonight. He's gonna leave a little terror, a little rape." (American Horror Story, S02E08)
• Piano Man speaks. "Do you know how demeaning it is when they just turn to you and yell 'hit it!' and you're just supposed to know what song they're gonna sing?!" (Glee, S04E09)
• Sam's chapstick locker (Glee, S04E09)
• "Tapas Swiss Miss." (The Office, S09E09)
• Woodworker necrology (Parks and Recreation, S0E09)
• Techpocalypse.com (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E08)
• "Always know how you're being ironic." (The League, S04E08)
• "I've been called the Girl Talk of the floral world." (The League, S04E08)
• "Remember, his weak spot is his dick." (The League, S04E09)
• Dreidel drill (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E14)

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48. Vagina Monologue (New Girl, S02E09)

Stray Observations

• "Whistles stop hundreds of crimes every year."
  "And thousands of basketball plays." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
• "She can do that and park anywhere she wants." (Bob's Burgers, S03E06)
• Deus ex cabin-a (The Walking Dead, S03E07)
• "I need a bath, some chow, and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E11)
• John Cena's terrible kissing (WWE Raw, 11-26-12)

(Ben and Kate, S01E09)

• "It gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirren." (New Girl, S02E09)
• "You can't throw my microwive away! It's the only thing I love! It's what makes burritos delicious!"
  "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"
  "You're putting me in a tough spot." (New Girl, S02E09)
• "Let's be guys, just for today. Let's care about stupid things, talk about sharks, and sci-fi movies, and making everything wireless." (New Girl, S02E09)

(30 Rock, S07E07)

• "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called 'red vining'?" (The Office, S09E08)
• I sure have missed these characters who are on the show every week! (Glee, S04E08)
• "So on the Jackson scale, you kinda want between Tito and Janet."
  "I don't want Janet's nose. It's a little too thin for me. I don't want Tito's nose. It's a little too wide for me."
  "Look at Jermaine."
  "Jermaine has a nice damn nose." (The League, S04E07)

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47. Ow! My Balls! (Killer Karaoke, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

• My Neighbor Totoro parody (Bob's Burgers, S03E05)
• The perks of being a wiretapper (Homeland, S02E08)
• The sing-off (Ben and Kate, S01E08)

Stray Observations

• And then there were no original cast members. (Misfits, S04E04)
• "No profanity" in the prison yard. (The Walking Dead, S03E06)
• "I ain't gotta spell 'em, just pay for 'em." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E10)

Punk mocks Austin. (WWE Raw, 11-19-12)

• "It's the same thing!"
  "Oh really? Is there another guy in Twilight that there's a little bit of a love triangle with?"
  "Yes…"
  "Does Twilight have a wolf in it?"
  "Yes…"
  "It does?"
  "Yes."
  "Is Twilight in Seattle?"
  "Yes!"
  "Well, then whoever wrote that is smart." (New Girl, S02E08)
• "Why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see?" (Happy Endings, S03E04)
• "I am rapturous!" (Sons of Anarchy, S05E11)
• "Baby needs colostrum." (American Horror Story, S02E06)
• Blind ho. (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)
• "I know you're pressing the elevator."
  "Yeah, and?"
  "And we on the first floor."
  "Well, I'll just take the stairs."
  "That would be the basement." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)
• "Does Chuck have AIDS?" (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)
• "It's En Vogue, with a new lead singer." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)
• "Then Twan and Sylvester, they walk in, and then they make a left, and then a right, and down stairs, and keep straight, then they make another left, and another left, then up the stairs, third floor, elevator, and through some doors." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)

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46. Puff Daddy plays New Kids on the Block's "The Right Stuff" on a bass guitar (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E06)

Honourable Mention

• Long, unbroken take between the Nazi hunter and Sister Jude, during which the camera roves about his room. (American Horror Story, S02E05)
• "I'll show you what 50 feet is." (The League, S04E06)

Stray Observations

(Boardwalk Empire, S03E09)

• "I'm basically honorary nasty." (Adventure Time, S05E01a)
• "Amy Schumer says 'hello.'" (WWE Raw, 11-12-12)
• "You got more bagels? What is this, Yom Kippur?" (Ben and Kate, S01E07)
• "I could cry right now."
  "Go on. Cry. Cry right now."
  "Fine. Okay, the death of jazz, Iron Giant, the possibility of Iron Giant II…" (Ben and Kate, S01E07)
• Nat Faxon is distractingly toothy. Skylines in his mouth. (Ben and Kate, S01E07)
• "Looks like the word 'obey' should be pasted under his head." (Sons of Anarchy, S05E10)
• "He's the T.I. of green beans." (Suburgatory, S02E05)
• Aww… Ryan. (Suburgatory, S02E05)

1. Nipples, 2. Skull. (American Horror Story, S02E05)

• "Get me a black coffee, by which I mean a Sunkist." (30 Rock, S07E06)
• "A game is the foot." (Parks and Recreation, S05E07)
• "Breakfast food can serve many purposes." (Parks and Recreation, S05E07)
• "When was the last time you've been to Haiti?"
  "Never. I've never been to—I've been to Kensington…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E06)
• "We're working out with jizz, holmes." (The League, S04E06)
• Jeremy Renner can sing. (Saturday Night Live, S38E08)

#clipoftheweek

• JFK doing the goodbye credits for SNL

45. Iron Man Hulk Smash (Boardwalk Empire, S03E08)

Honourable Mention

• Jeff Kent's exit speech (Survivor, S25E08)
• Homeland parody (Suburgatory, S02E04)
• Ron Swanson and Mike Ehrmantraut stare-fight over the last bacon-wrapped shrimp (Parks and Recreation, S05E06)
• Observized Peter fights an observer (Fringe, S05E06)

Stray Observations

• "I can survive, I think. I've got 36 yoghurts." (Friday Night Dinner, S02E05)
• "Men are from Mars, and women love penis." (Misfits, S04E02)
• "If you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it." (Bob's Burgers, S03E03)
• "I just want you to be my gangster." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E08)
• Negro gets uppity and promptly dies. (The Walking Dead, S03E04)
• Poor Carl. The first vagina he sees after hitting puberty is his mother's. (The Walking Dead, S03E04)
• Fienberg: "Andrew Lincoln did some fine 'what's in the box?' acting. If you could juxtapose that with Brad Pitt's performance in the last scene of Se7en, I think you would discover that almost beat for beat, he carefully emulated Brad Pitt's performance."
  On The Walking Dead, Sarah Wayne Callies plays Andrew Lincoln's wife. On Prison Break, Callies' character's head ends up in a box. (The Walking Dead, S03E04)
• "In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute."
  "Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie." (Modern Family, S04E07)
• "The kugel is a gateway kugel." (Suburgatory, S02E04)
• "Oh, hell yes! Asians!" (South Park, S16E14)
• Dr. Hans Gruper. (American Horror Story, S02E04)
• "Try to focus on his genitals." (American Horror Story, S02E04)
• Dr. Hans Gruper vs. Anne Frank. (American Horror Story, S02E04)
• "I was never in Auschwitz. I'm from Scottsdale!" (American Horror Story, S02E04)
• "I just started singing, and it just started coming out of me, and, it felt awesome – like a really good poop!" (Glee, S04E05)
• "[La Salle] sounds like a pasta dish." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E05)
• "I'm outta here."
  "Car's in the back, Ruxin."
  "Oh, shit on a bum!"
  "Just kidding. It's in the front."
  "Oh, bum shits on me!" (The League, S04E05)
• "‏@Hoya2aPacer: Peter is def the first observer! I'm calling it now!"
  Roy Hibbert is a Fringe fan.

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44. Michael Jackson (Key and Peele, S02E06)

Honourable Mention

• The Interrogation (Homeland, S02E05)
• 3 Man Band Interview (WWE Raw, 10-29-12)
• Dr. Seuss (South Park, S16E13)
• Human Centipede Reunion (Key and Peele, S02E06)
• Epic Near-Collapse (Shark Tank, S04E07)
• Lincoln (Saturday Night Live, S38E06)

Stray Observations

• Curtis is the blue power ranger (Misfits, S04E01)
• Is that a scale model helicopter? (The Walking Dead, S03E03)
• "Lovely heroin." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E07)
• "I learned that beer tastes like pee pee." (A Very Venture Halloween, 10-28-12)
• Woody Allen impressions (New Girl, S02E06)
• Jackson 5 marionette costume (Happy Endings, S03E02)
• "La Toya should always shut up." (Happy Endings, S03E02)
• The same man who wrote Community's "Remedial Chaos Theory" episode wrote this?! (The Mindy Project, S01E04)
• "Mr. Donaghy, your closing statements."
  "When our founding fathers first set out. Time and time again our nation horizon. Prosperity, dreams, freedom. But, the spirit, journey, destiny. Mitt Romney values, Jenna values. I've, met, people. For this generation, and generations to come. Thank you, America." (30 Rock, S07E05)
• Jessica Lange's "drunk" (American Horror Story, S02E03)
• "I'm off to find the Mexican." (American Horror Story, S02E03)
• "Where do you think you're going…whore?" (American Horror Story, S02E03)
• "I have an idea."
  "Jerk off party?" (The League, S04E04)
• "Swim, swim, stab." (The League, S04E04)
• Deleted scene:
  "And we're getting matching tattoos, on our dicks, of the Twin Towers."
  "Absolutely not!"
  "You're right, because then terrorists will target our dicks." (The League, S04E04)
• Jason Mantzoukas wrote this episode. When the prosecutor [Nate Corddry] does well, Blake [Rob Corddry] compliments him, saying, "Great move, bro." "Wait, is he your brother?" another juror asks. Nate Corddry previously appeared as "Dr. Jason Mantzoukas" (Childrens Hospital, S04E12)
• Lola on cocaine (Childrens Hospital, S04E12)
• Peter!!! (Fringe, S05E05)

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43. Black Americans for Romney (30 Rock, S07E04)

Honourable Mention

• Heart Attack (Modern Family, S04E05)
• Bone Thugs and Homeless (Key and Peele, S02E05)

Stray Observations

(Dexter, S07E04)

(Boardwalk Empire, S03E06)

• "I dreamt I was in a bath of milk with Lady Di." (Friday Night Dinner, S02E03)
• A giant bag labeled "bread crumbs" (The Walking Dead, S03E02)
• Carrie gets the best of Brody in episode four? Wither Stringer for Marlo? (Homeland, S02E04)
• "An iPhone that is also a razor. Zzzzzzzzzz." (Fresh Meat, S02E03)
• "The only time a man is allowed to think about another man is when that man is Jay Cutler." (New Girl, S02E05)
• "Nobody buys people cookies for no reason." (New Girl, S02E05)
• Boob slap fight (New Girl, S02E05)
• "I'm a bad friend. I got mad at Cece for being a model."
  "It's a dumb thing to be…" (New Girl, S02E05)
• "You can't say 'butt drinking' and then not explain what it is. It has two of my four favourite things." (New Girl, S02E05)
• "Yo mama so fat, she died." (Happy Endings, S03E01)
• "Indian, woman. Indian, woman." (Don't Trust the B— in Apartment 23, S02E01)
• Dillon Panthers hat (Parenthood, S04E06)
• Matt Lauria joins the army at the end of Friday Night Lights and returns from a tour of Afghanistan on Parenthood – Katims continuity (Parenthood, S04E06)
• Joel McHale drives past Paddy's pub (Sons of Anarchy, S05E07)
• "Whores get nothing." (American Horror Story, S02E02)
• "Show me your mossy bank." (American Horror Story, S02E02)
• "I will crush the jelly from your eyes." (Last Resort, S01E05)
• "I thought you were Adam Lambert." (The Office, S09E05)
• Guillermo del Toro cameo (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E03)
• Timothy Olyphant as a sushi chef (The League, S04E03)
• "Eat my dick! Gattaca!" (The League, S04E03)
• "You know Jackie fucking Chan about me. You know fuck all about me! I am totally beyond the realms of your fucking tousle-haired, fucking dim-witted compre-fucking-hension. I don't just take this fucking job home, you know. I take this job home, it fucking ties me to the bed, and it fucking fucks me from arsehole to breakfast. Then it wakes me up in the morning with a cup full of piss slammed in my face, slaps me about the chops, to make sure I'm awake enough so it can kick me in the fucking bollocks. This job has taken me in every hole in my fucking body. Malcolm is gone! You can't know Malcolm, 'cause Malcolm is not here! Malcolm fucking left the building fucking years ago! This is a fucking husk. I am a fucking host for this fucking job. Do you want this job? Yes, you do fucking want this job. Then you're going to have to fucking swallow this whole fucking life and let it grow inside you like a parasite, getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it fucking eats your insides alive and it stares out of your eyes and tells you what to do." (The Thick of It, S04E07)

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42. Young Bugsy Siegel's failed assassination / Taxi Driver homage (Boardwalk Empire, S03E05)
…NSFW

Honourable Mention

• Cantor performs his act for Chalky and Dunn (Boardwalk Empire, S03E05)
• Death by snow globe (Sons of Anarchy, S05E06)
• Pandora (Saturday Night Live, S38E05)

Stray Observations

• Supercut Idea: Awkward masturbation – Bobby Cannavale on Boardwalk Empire, Damian Lewis on Homeland, Dylan McDermott on American Horror Story…
• "You expect me to start a war in New York? Where things actually matter?" (Boardwalk Empire, S03E05)
• "I'll hold his legs." Ride or die… (Boardwalk Empire, S03E05)
• "I'm much too old to party. I watch Castle, and my purse is filled with Sweet'N Lows." (30 Rock, S07E03)
• "Erma Bombeck, Tig Notaro…is my impression of a Chinese person." (30 Rock, S07E03)
• "I have the Stephen Tobolowsky of dicks." (The League, S04E02)
• "Belichick is losing the hoodie." (The League, S04E02)

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41. Gay Stepfamily Blackmail with Transgender Walton Goggins (Sons of Anarchy, S05E05)

Honourable Mention

• Staples montage (30 Rock, S07E02)
• The Greatest Event in Television History (10-11-12)

Stray Observations

• "It's Helen Hunt!" (Bob's Burgers, S03E02)
• "Pay for his funeral." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E04)
• Deb: "I am the worst fucking detective in the world." (Dexter, S07E02)
• "Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt." (Modern Family, S04E02)
• "Is that red wine with tonic water and olives in it?"
  "Yep. It's an Old Spanish. …Is that not a thing?" (30 Rock, S07E02)
• Charlie with braces (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S08E01)

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40. East/West College Bowl (Key and Peele, S02E02)

Honourable Mention

• The new fall shows (30 Rock, S07E01)
• Emo "Teenage Dream" (Glee, S04E04)

Stray Observations

• "He took me to Torrisi. That kinda showed me something." (Treme, S03E02)
• "It's like memory foam." (New Girl, S02E03)
• "My scar makes me sassy, child!" (South Park, S16E02)
• "You're in charge of the bachelorette party. Make sure you have a stripper there from every race. Start looking for Indian now. It's a tough booking." (30 Rock, S07E01)
• "When was the last time you bought a non-PAAS egg dyeing kit?" (30 Rock, S07E01)
• "There's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party." (30 Rock, S07E01)

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39. Doll Repair (Louie, S03E13)

Honourable Mention

• When Daniel Met Kane (WWE Raw, 09-24-12)
• Mary Magdalene's Pimp (Key and Peele, S02E01)
• Captain's Monologue (Last Resort, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "Look at me, girl. Am I interesting now?" (Boardwalk Empire, S03E02)
• The amazing, in-continuity callback of Kane only eating spaghetti and meatballs (WWE Raw, 09-24-12)

WWE Raw, 09-24-12

• "Hi. I got laid off."
  "What?"
  "What happened?"
  "Obama!" New Girl, S02E01)
• Draw attention to your mouth constantly (Ben and Kate, S01E01)
• Shirt stuck to sweater (Ben and Kate, S01E01)
• Cricket the Leaper (New Girl, S02E02)
• "Maybe I'll do one of those 'eat, pray, love' things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it. I'll just die alone." (The Mindy Project, S01E01)
• "Who said that? All I see is teeth." (Sons of Anarchy, S05E03)
• S.O.A. – "Everybody Hurst" (Sons of Anarchy, S05E03)
• "Hey Phil, you ever think about growing a beard? You would look good. Sort of a Jon Hamm in between projects." (Modern Family, S04E01)
• "Nice job, CeeLo. Good to see you on TV some more."
  "Yeah, I'm a big fan of all your hit song." (South Park, S16E01)
• "War little kids drinking semen to finally bring back real football." (South Park, S16E01)

South Park, S16E01

Key and Peele, S02E01

• "I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather because I'm black. WRONG! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black." (The Office, S09E02)
• What Does Ryan Murphy Have Against Treme? (The New Normal, S01E04 / Glee, S04E03)
• "Go donate some body parts. I hear they're looking for assholes." (Strike Back, S03E08)
• "It's the scary Morrissey." (The Thick of It, S04E04)

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38. The Turtle (The Office, S09E01)

Honourable Mention

• Snot Faux Pas (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E09)
• Chaos on Bullshit Mountain – The Entitlement Society (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 09-19-12)
• Sexy "Oops!… I Did It Again" (Glee, S04E02)
• Louie, S03E12

Stray Observations

• "And you, you smug kike midget, creeping around like a fuckin' dentist with the ether." (Boardwalk Empire, S03E01)
• Doug's son and Rilo Kiley's "With Arms Outstretched" – full circle, back to the pilot (Weeds, S08E12)
• "Is Flame Princess evil, or maybe chaotic neutral?" (Adventure Time, S04E11b)
• "I am the tag team champions!" (WWE Raw, 09-17-12)
• Jeff Kent, of Huntington Beach and UC Berkeley, allying with a "fellow Southerner" (Survivor, S25E01)
• All the Fox and Friends corrections (Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday, 09-20-12)
• "It's 120 degrees out with 200 percent humidity, 'cause this is a stupid swamp town." (Parks and Recreation, S05E01)
• "That's what makes you…an amalgam." (Parks and Recreation, S05E01)
• "You're just a…pen-cil pe-nis paraaade!" (Louie, S03E12)
• Childrens Hospital UK is better in theory (Childrens Hospital, S04E07)
• Sinclair! (Strike Back, S03E07)
• This episode went full 24 (Strike Back, S03E07)

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37. Late Show with David Lynch (Louie, S03E11)

Honourable Mention

• Andy and Nancy at the spot of Judah’s death (Weeds, S08E11)
• Jerry Lawler collapses during a match on live television (WWE Raw, 09-10-12)
• Pope burns Tig's daughter alive in front of him (Sons of Anarchy, S05E01)
• Guess Whose Breath (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E08)
• Ryan Lochte (Saturday Night Live, S38E01)

Stray Observations

• "What's that film that you love?"
  "What film?"
  "The one about the fuckin' hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy."
  [pause]
  "The guy, he's got a tin-foiled pal and a pedal bin."
  [pause]
  "His father's a robot and he's fuckin' fucked his sister!"
  [pause]
  "Lego! They're all made of fuckin' lego."
  "Star Wars."
  "That's the one." (The Thick of It, S04E02)
• Conrad! Megan! Guillermo! (Weeds, S08E11)
• Houseguests, Olympic gymnasts awkwardly meet, pretend they know each other (Big Brother, S14E27)
• Spaghetti + ketchup + butter = dinner (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E08)
• "Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off." (Glee, S04E01)
• "Sister Christian" is ubiquitous on television lately (Glee, S04E01)
• Emotionally eating frozen vomit (Wilfred, S02E12)
• "True or false: The one true direction points to Mecca." (Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, S01E05)
• Steve Harvey Makeover (Saturday Night Live, S38E01)

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36. Stop Snitchin' (Breaking Bad, S05E08)

Honourable Mention

• Finn vs. Jake (Adventure Time, S04E11a)
• The WWE Universe decides that Kane and Daniel Bryan must hug it out (WWE Raw, 09-03-12)

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35. Anger Management (WWE Raw, 08-27-12)

Stray Observations

• "Hey Punk, I'll THINK about it!" (WWE Raw, 08-27-12)
• "It's kinda hard for me to tell if you are embarrassed, because, well, because your face is already red." (Wilfred, S02E11)
• "You're circling failure in a rapidly decaying orbit." (Louie, S03E10)
• "She's so ugly, a poo takes a her." (Childrens Hospital, S04E04)
• WTF with Marc Maron parody (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E04)

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34. Pet Pig Farewell Tribute (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E05)

Honourable Mention

• Witness Disposal (Breaking Bad, S05E06)
• Awkward Dinner (Breaking Bad, S05E06)
• MacGyver (Breaking Bad, S05E06)
• Here Is a Man Who Has Romantic Relationships with Balloons (Taboo, S09E09)
• Live Action Opening Sequence (Futurama, S07E12)

Stray Observations

The Newsroom, S01E09

• "They think I'm a small time troll." (The Newsroom, S01E09)
• Parodies of David O. Russell and Sarah McLachlan's SPCA advert (Wilfred, S02E10)
• Die Hard with a Vengeance parody (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E03)

WWE SmackDown, 08-24-12

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33. Train Robbery (Breaking Bad, S05E05)

Jesse Plemons kills is the new Sean Bean dies.

Stray Observations

• "There are two kinds of heist: Those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses." (Breaking Bad, S05E05)
• "She is a bitch. B-I-C-T-H, and in that order." (Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta, S01E09)
• "Glad we're such a first-class organization." (Hard Knocks, S07E02)
• "I will not live my life with some other face I do not recognize. I am not Mickey Rourke." (Bullet in the Face, S01E01)
• "You know what I do when I'm feeling down? I get outside of myself and do some good in the world. Remember when I mauled that black teenager's face the other day? You think I did that because he had ice cream on his cheek? No. I did it because I hoped it would help him go on to be the next Seal." (Wilfred, S02E09)
• "Answer me, or I will ferment beer and serve it in your asshole to war veterans." (Bullet in the Face, S01E03)
• "Bearded Clam, 10-4. This is the Boston Strangler."
  "Wait, that's your handle?"
  "Well, it's a long story. Let's just say I lived in Boston in the '60s, and I'm smarter than the police." (Childrens Hospital, S04E02)
• Guest stars: Noah on Suburgatory, Nick on New Girl, Brad on Happy Endings (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E02)
• "The question is: Is the enemy of your enemy your enemy, or is the enemy of your enemy your friend?"
  "I have two enemies, so is the enemy of my enemy my enemy, or is the enemy of my other enemy my enemy or friend?"
  "No. They could all be your enemies, giving you three enemies. "
  "Well, then I have four, because I don't trust Gunter."
  "Making the question whether the enemy of your enemy is your enemy or friend, followed by whether that enemy is the friend of your enemy or of the second enemy, and whether one or all three are enemies of Gunter, who is the enemy of both your enemies, but perhaps not of your third enemy, who could also be your friend." (Bullet in the Face, S01E05)

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32. In the bedroom (Breaking Bad, S05E04)

Honourable Mention

• Stephan Feck's 0.0 back flop (Olympic Men's 3m Springboard Diving: Preliminary Round, 08-06-12)
• Carl humps the Green Monster with a robot dong (Aqua Something You Know Whatever, S09E07)
• Ryan learns the truth (Wilfred, S02E08)

Stray Observations

(Olympic Men's Basketball: USA vs. Argentina, 08-06-12)

• "If you pause Call of Duty for someone, that's the fucking one." (Hard Knocks, S07E01)
• "My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day, you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot." (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E01)
• Losing to a boy in a natural beauty pageant (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E01)
• Bidding on miniature bundt cakes and Ruffles at an auction (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, S01E02)
• "But it's your tail! If I lose…"
  "I'll just…have to tell you when I'm happy." (Wilfred, S02E08)
• "So…fuck you or…sorry." (Louie, S03E07)
• "I would want you to eat me if it meant surviving. Plus, it'd be kind of cool to come out of you as poo." (Childrens Hospital, S04E01)
• Guest stars: Damon on Hung, Glenn on The Walking Dead, Dalia on Suburgatory (NTSF:SD:SUV, S02E01)
• "Hey, did you watch the game last night?"
  "Michael Douglas is so good in it." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S01E10)

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