Just when I thought I was out…
Just when I thought I was out…
Jon: You replaced your front lawn with fake grass?
B: And back lawn. I'm tired of paying to maintain them. I mean, when was the last time you used your front lawn?
Jon: Just earlier today. I, uhh, cut across it to reach my front door quicker.
Jon: Do fake lawns affect property value?
B: Not when you live near the Googleplex.
Rory: What would you say was Grand Royal's biggest non-Beastie Boys LP release: Fever In Fever Out by Luscious Jackson or Relationship of Command by At the Drive-In?
Jon: Pfff! Relationship of Command. No contest.
Dan: You're overlooking Atari Teenage Riot.
Rory: Said no one ever.
Rory: Okay, Nothing Records' biggest non-Nine Inch Nails LP release.
Jon: Biggest: Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson. Best: Mechanical Animals.
Jon: Maverick Records' greatest hits album:
1. Paul Oakenfold – "Ready Steady Go"
2. Michelle Branch – "All You Wanted"
3. The Rentals – "Friends of P."
4. Deftones – "Change (in the House of Flies)"
5. Jack's Mannequin – "Dark Blue"
6. Madonna – "Music"
7. Candlebox – "Far Behind"
8. Meshell Ndegeocello – "If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)"
9. The Prodigy – "Breathe"
10. Greyson Chance – "Waiting Outside the Lines"
11. Alanis Morissette – "Ironic"
12. Story of the Year – "Until the Day I Die"
Rory: Aftermath's greatest hits album: Curtain Call: The Hits by Eminem.
27. Exorcisms (Nathan For You, S02E01)
(The Leftovers, S01E01)
"Mark, pleeease!" (24, S09E10)
(Nathan For You, S02E01)
Yahoo!, of all places, closed a deal for a 13-episode sixth season of the cult NBC comedy Community. [source]
Due to a reduced budget, Britta, Annie, Shirley, and Star-Burns are all played by Tatiana Maslany.
Troy returns to Greendale, but is actually a cyborg assassin sent back in time to kill Abed and prevent him from becoming Evil Abed and darkening the prime timeline. Aaron Paul guest stars as a soldier sent back in time to protect Abed.
An episode of the original British Community.
Being Dan Harmon – The group finds a portal into Dan Harmon's mind (where they discover that their lives are scripted?).
The group plays The Big Bang Theory CLUE.
This episode (606) is a palindrome.
The previous five seasons from the perspective of two background Greendale students, à la Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
An interactive "choose your own adventure" episode.
What if Greendale was a massive luxury liner called "Titanic"?
The group helps Abed make his senior project: a Deadwood movie (series finale).
In the mid-20th century, the Chinese government simplified Chinese characters to increase literacy.
Problem is, Hong Kong and Taiwan continue to teach traditional Chinese characters exclusively.
In Chinese classes in college, I could choose which version of Chinese characters I wanted to use, but I was expected to be able to read both versions.
I have come to accept misspellings of "you're" and contractions without apostrophes as simplified English.
It's not surprising that you're gay.
Its not surprising that your gay.
I'm through being dismayed. At least they're writing, right?
Jon: Disney's Planes: Fire and Rescue?
Rory: The first one is rubbish.
Jon: You saw it?!
Rory: I thought it was a Pixar film!
Jon: Heh. Planes mistaken for Cars.
Toby on Degrassi and Rusty on Greek —
Now I'm picturing Christopher Castile listening to La Dispute while grading papers.
26. Red Wedding 2 (24, S09E09)
(Loiter Squad, S03E07)
We declined our second-year option on Ray Donovan.
Fox changed its graphics for MLB telecasts this season and now I can't watch Fox MLB telecasts because all I see is the score bug's tabbed gap, which irritates me to no end.
I just want to reach into the screen and squeeze the two boxes together.
I'm not fond of the typeface for the pitcher's surname either. It looks particularly hideous when a pitcher has a long surname.
ESPN changed its graphics for SportsCenter this week.
I find Bristol's new hotness both too basic and not minimalist enough.
My all-time favourite use of Helvetica on television is the graphics for MTV's Sports and Music Festival 2.
We made up an imaginary scientific facility where odd hybrids and mutant machines were being created, and designed around that concept. The stark white empty graphics tried to go in the opposite direction of how "extreme" sports are usually packaged. [source]
With music by the Dust Brothers!