Of all songs, a ménage à trois to Fatboy Slim's remix of "Body Movin,'" old sport?

Oh. Right. Beastie Boys continuity from the first film, old sport.

Chekov switches to a red shirt – a Chekhov's gun, old sport?

Cheeeeekooov
You don't have to put on the red shirt
Be gunned down abruptly
You don't have to give your body to this fight

He surrenders? Methinks they're being Joker'd, old sport.

Supercut Idea, old sport: Film villains in glass cells.

The coordinates, old sport, are: 4 8 15 16 23 42.

The Port of San Francisco is surprisingly happening place, old sport – a preview of after the Warriors' arena opens?

Shouldn't the head of Starfleet have tighter security on his ship, old sport? No one notices Scotty?

How silly must this skeletoning through space scene have looked on a green soundstage, old sport?

Where, old sport, did Scotty's lil' coral reef buddy go?

Cheaters may live long, but they never prosper, old Spock. You could say that Spock consulted SpockNotes.

If nothing else, old sport, Spock's stubble pops in IMAX.

San Franciscans don't seem too fazed by a massive ship crashing into their city, old sport.

Crash zooms are the new lens flares, old sport.

Has Kirk been wearing jeans the whole time, old sport?

That, old sport, was like J.J. Abrams' demo reel for the Star Wars directorial job. Millennium Falcon chase on Kronos!

I wonder, old sport, if Michael Giacchino will score Episode VII.

(hat tip: matt langer)

Bartender: Can I see some ID?

Bartender: You're 30 years old?!
Jon: Heh. Yup.

Bartender: You should cherish looking young.

The editors for the film I'm working on are mostly graduating NYU students. Two of them asked me to attend a joint birthday/graduation party.

Jon: Are you not old enough to buy alcohol? Is that why you want me to—?

Jake: No, no. We'd just like for you to attend.

Jon: Well, I dunno… I shouldn't be partying with college seniors. I mean, I'm almost a decade older!

Ann: At least pop by for a drink. One drink.

I felt like Don Draper.

• Carrie "Riot Grrrl" Brownstein in an ad for American Express
• Conor "Desaparecidos" Oberst in an ad for Zillow, a real estate database

Honourable Mention

• Tangerine Slices (Loiter Squad, S02E10)
• Meredith's Son (The Office, S09E24)
• Stefon's Farewell (Saturday Night Live, S38E21)

Stray Observations

• Trainspotting reference (Bob's Burgers, S03E23)
• "He gave us his magic and then he disappeared, just like Toad the Wet Sprocket." (Bob's Burgers, S03E23)
• "Girls see more blood than boys." (Game of Thrones, S03E07)
• "You're mine, as I am yours. And if we die, we die. But first, we'll live." (Game of Thrones, S03E07)
• "Gilligan's Island always works. Every brand is represented." (Mad Men, S06E06)
• "You exist in this room for my pleasure." (Mad Men, S06E06)
• RT: Sylvia and Don are in room 503, which is also the SMTP error code for a "Bad Command Sequence" (Mad Men, S06E06)
• Ted Chaough says DEAL WITH IT (Mad Men, S06E06)
• "Some paper is calling you 'the europhobic Khaleesi from D.C.'"
  "Europhobic? Seriously? What is that supposed to mean? I'm scared of subtitles?" (Veep, S02E05)
• Angry Birds clock (Veep, S02E05)
• "It's not like we can go public with the grope. It would define you. Your tit being fondled by a Finn?…would be all you're remembered for." (Veep, S02E05)
• "Because of the axis of dick." (Veep, S02E05)
• "I'm sorry that I ever set foot in that fucking fish-eating, indie film fucking hellhole." (Veep, S02E05)
• Bucky the Badger? (New Girl, S02E25)
• "Cotton-Eyed Joe" (New Girl, S02E25)
• "This is where I belong – with Winston and a badger!" (New Girl, S02E25)
• "I've been through every state – depressed, catatonic, Arkansas…" (Modern Family, S04E23)
• "I live in Poland now, the Scranton of the E.U." (The Office, S09E24)
• "I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream." (The Office, S09E24)
• "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good ol' days before you've actually left them." (The Office, S09E24)

(Hannibal, S01E08)

#clipoftheweek

• An Oral History Of Late-'90s NBC Time Slot Hits

Next Big Scene
PostDubStep
CloudRap
Beats
#Seapunk
Vaporwave

PostDubStep?

CloudRap was coined by Lil B during an interview in which he pointed to a dreamy poster of a castle floating on a cloud and declared: "That's the kind of music I want to make." [source]

#Seapunk [is] a genre of dance music and fashion influenced by dolphins and vintage web culture. [source]

[pause]

A compressed form of electronic music inspired by the net-art aesthetic — often with jungle and trance influences — Vaporwave treads on capitalist ideas as a means to overthrow those same ideas. [source]

I can't.

PizzaCrust #nextbigscene
Coined by Rob Miller while high.

Maremo #nextbigscene
A genre of emo music and fashion influenced by Dolphins quarterbacks.

• Brenton Allen: "Barry Sanders" by Wale
• David Berg: "I'll Be Gone" by Linkin Park
• Christoph Bono: "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood
• Brian Carroll: "Already Home" by Jay-Z
• Trent Chatterton: "Guaya Guaya" by Notch
• Ryan Deeter: "Cinderella Man" by Eminem
• Jake Ehret: "Square Dance" by Eminem
• Eric Filia: "Yeah Yeah" by Willy Moon
• Tucker Forbes: "Intro" by The xx
• Pat Gallagher: "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin
• Justin Hazard: "Luxury Tax" by Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, and Trick Daddy
• James Kaprielian: "Derezzed (Glitch Mob Remix)" by Daft Punk
• Chris Keck: "Started from the Bottom" by Drake
• Kevin Kramer: "Wheels Rollin'" by Jason Aldean
• Darrell Miller Jr.: "Bad Boy for Life" by P. Diddy
• Ty Moore: "Ray Bands" by B.o.B.
• Adam Plutko: "Take It Outside" by Brantley Gilbert
• Cody Regis: "Never Ever" by Wiz Khalifa
• Max Schuh: "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins
• Tyler Scott: "Blueprint 2" by Jay-Z
• Brett Urabe: "Cali Dreamin'" by Kid Ink
• Pat Valaika: "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons
• Nick Vander Tuig: "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash
• Hunter Virant: "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
• Grant Watson: "The Only Way I Know" by Jason Aldean
• Aaron Weimer: "Nuthin' but a G Thang" by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg
• Zack Weiss: "Sure Shot" by Beastie Boys
• Kevin Williams: "Public Service Announcement (Interlude)" by Jay-Z
• Shane Zeile: "Show Me What You Got" by Jay-Z

Four Jay-Z songs, two Jason Aldean songs, and The xx.

Max Schuh: Top Gun or Archer?

I found similar lists for a few other college baseball teams:

South Carolina:

• LB Dantzler: "Baby" by Justin Bieber
• Max Schrock: "The Stroke" by Billy Squier
• Joel Seddon: "Let's Groove Tonight" by Earth, Wind, and Fire
• Jack Wynkoop: "I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz
• Adam Westmoreland: "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen
• Curt Britt: "Black Betty" by Ram Jam
• Josh Knab: "Midnight Voyage" by Ghostland Observatory
• Tyler Webb: "Dead and Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots
• Colby Holmes: "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift

Nu Shooz?! Nu Shooz and Ghostland Observatory.

Ole Miss:

• Austin Bousfield: "Your Love" by The Outfield
• Luke Gibbs: "Boom Boom" by Justice Crew
• Scott Ashford: "Still of the Night" by Whitesnake
• Mike Mayers: "Halloween" by John Carpenter
• John Gatlin: "Price Tag/Don't You" by Pitch Perfect Soundtrack

"Halloween" – heh.

Tennessee:

• Pierce Bily: "Paradise" by Coldplay
• Andrew Lee: "My Time Is Now" by John Cena
• Zach Luther: "My Time Is Now" by John Cena
• Eric Martin: "Imperial March" by John Williams

Of all the songs that two players could share…

LSU:

• Kevin Berry: "Boom Boom Boom" by The Outhere Brothers
• Joey Bourgeois: Mortal Kombat Theme Song
• Chris Cotton: "One More Time" by Daft Punk
• Ryan Eades: "Ditty" by Paperboy
• Alex Edward: "No Scrubs" by TLC
• Christian Ibarra: "Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine
• Kurt McCune: "The Ballad of Curtis Loew" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Tyler Moore: "Bailamos" by Enrique Iglesias
• Aaron Nola: "Regulate" by Warren G and Nate Dogg
• Ty Ross: "O Fortuna (Carmina Burana)" by Carl Orff
• Mitch Sewald: "Sandstorm" by Darude

What would my walk-up song be? Hmm…

I am gonna say…"#1 Crush" by Garbage.

And it's true. Nowadays, I pay for stuff mostly with credit cards, so I don't normally have change on me to spare.

Introducing Panhandlr, a way to give money in an increasingly coinless world.

Here's how it works:

1. You register on Panhandlr's website, providing credit card or PayPal information.

2. A homeless person registers at his or her local Panhandlr office and receives a coded sticker to attach to a sign.

3. When you see a homeless person to whom you want to give money, simply photograph his or her coded sticker with your smartphone and select how much money you want to give.

4. Homeless people can cash out what they've collected at any time at their local Panhandlr office.

Drinking fake weed?

• K2 Zombie DC

related:

Honourable Mention

• Amy's Baking Company causes Gordon Ramsay to quit (Kitchen Nightmares, S06E16)
• Track Days pitch (Shark Tank, S04E24)

Stray Observations

• "I've never heard of anyone having a boob fetish." (Bob's Burgers, S03E22)
• "Who's Louise? I'm just a talking plant. My name is Leafy Greenbrier."
  "And I am Kate Bush." (Bob's Burgers, S03E22)
• "Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love – illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is." (Game of Thrones, S03E06)

Joan's chest is almost a right triangle (Mad Men, S06E06)

(Mad Men, S06E06)

• Something by Ralph Waldo Emerson (Mad Men, S06E05)
• Characters in AMC [Networks] shows like to play Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing (Rectify, S01E04)
• Here's Riff Raff Impersonating James Franco (One Life to Live, 05-07-13)
• "Burkas isn't you guys, is it?" (New Girl, S02E24)
• Aaron Rodgers, Santigold, and Clay Aiken should be American Idol's new judging panel (The Office, S09E23)
• "This expresses how loudly I love you." (The Office, S09E23)
• Punk cardigan (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E02)
• "I recently saw the Green Day musical, so…I get ya." (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E02)
• Rolodex of enemies (Hannibal, S01E07)

#clipoftheweek

• Jack's Back: FOX confirms '24: Live Another Day' for Summer 2014

God, imagine Triple H as Thor.

Clearly, Disney acquired Lucasfilm to offset the enormous bath it will take on The Lone Ranger. Nothing another Star Wars film can't soothe.

Is this…Eiffel 65?

Yeeeup.

AND "Mambo No. 5"?!

Jon Favreau's physique is like a box of chocolates.

Was that ShamWow Guy?

With a little editing, The Mandarin's transmissions could be Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads.

Downton Abbey, eh?

[snort] Who would ever attack San Rafael?

Studio note: The house destruction scene could use some product placement. Can you work in an Audi?

An active phone booth.

I don't understand why Tony is so traumatized. Wasn't he all jokes at the end of The Avengers? Shawarma?

Heh. Iron Patriot is Fe-lawful.

Is Killian's company named AIM because it's MIA backward?

Adam Pally!

I can't tell if this speed test is product placement or not.

Isn't this the drug lord's house in Bad Boys II?

Reverse Home Alone.

Ra's al Ghul'd.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Budweiser."

If Killian needs Stark to solve his problem, why did he try to kill Stark earlier?

Rhodes was hunting a master terrorist in a polo shirt and jeans.

What if the boy never unlocked the doors? Would Stark be running around with just an iron forearm and crus?

This is the longest Christmas ever.

I'm tired of action scenes in shipyards.

Drill Man. Tony Stark = Dr. Wily.

Capcom Fighting Game Idea: Iron Man vs. Mega Man. All robot characters.

I'm unclear as to how you vanquish a weaponized baddie.

FiOS in small town Tennessee. Mmmkay.

Written by Shane Black and Drew Pearce. Drew Pearce… Oh. He created No Heroics.

If Happy wasn't so nosy, he would not have been injured at the Chinese Theatre, and Stark would not have challenged The Mandarin, and The Mandarin would not have attacked Stark's house, nor would Stark have visited Tennessee.

So if Happy wasn't so nosy, Iron Man 3 could have been an hour shorter. Killian could just have kidnapped Pepper.

• The Worst Room

Vernon Chatman is half the brains behind Wonder Showzen, as well as a behind-the-scenes player on South Park and Louie.

In his new book, Chatman hires barely literate essay writers to complete perverse assignments like, "How would the Bible be different if it starred the giant spider from Kafka's The Metamorphosis?"

• Don Draper's Fake Ads Are Terrible Compared To Real 1960s Ads

[wednesday, may 15, 2013]
10:00 PM
tlc special: saving ricky: operation fat man

Operation Fat Man?

Hmm… Nothing on YouTube.

Oh. "The Man Who Ate Himself to Death" is the same special. Just…different title.

Here we go. Video of the special.

O__O

He looks like…

[spit-take]

Actual accompanying narration: "Can Ricky be shipped across the Pacific Ocean by sea?"

[sets pvr]

Related:

Did anyone think to wait until he turns 13 before removing the mole and train him to be a ninja in the interim?

• Henry Hargreaves' Photos of What Famous Musicians Eat Backstage

The Iron Cone
Our tribute to Game of Thrones: The cream is dark and full of cherries (black cherry ice cream), the blood of the dragon (spicy dark chocolate swirl) with every bite a stab from the Kingslayer (pierced with broken sugar cones).

There's Always Money in the Banana Stand
Banana ice cream and chocolate flakes with homemade peanut brittle covered with chocolate and a sprinkle of sea salt. Each scoop comes with a chocolate coin. Ode to Arrested Development!

Los Pollos Helado
Cereal milk ice cream with Blue Razz Pop Rocks. Eh?

• Hua Hsu on the rise of suburban Chinatowns

Honourable Mention

• Fiery Beric/Hound duel (Game of Thrones, S03E05)
• Dub Step Dad (Loiter Squad, S02E08)
• Norma imagines Norman and Bradley sexy time – lulz (Bates Motel, S01E07)
• Andy's swan song (The Office, S09E21)
• The Fat Farms of Mauritania (Vice, S01E05)
• Darrell's House II (Saturday Night Live, S38E19)

Stray Observations

• "My heart just pooped its pants. Pbbrt pbbrt." (Bob's Burgers, S03E21)
• "Lipstick, pepper spray, tiny baby carrots."
  "What's the theme?"
  "Woman of the night. She gets dressed up, she kills a john, she has a snack." (Bob's Burgers, S03E21)
• "Show her the tampon straw!" (Bob's Burgers, S03E21)
• "This isn't a POTUS thing. Why is Scrotus here?"
  "Think of me as a cheerleader, Mike."
  "Oh God. I'm imagining you in a bathtub full of rose petals." (Veep, S02E03)

GPOY (Mad Men, S06E05)

• "You don't even know good writing. That's why you're a teacher, right? Those that can, do, and those that can't, teach." – [facepalm] (The Following, S01E15)
• He loves the '90s: Sega Genesis, "Low" by Cracker, "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots, Sonic the Hedgehog (Rectify, S01E03)
• "David Foster Wallace, where is the sex?" (New Girl, S02E23)
• "Back in high school, they used to call me…the sex, the Sex Haver." (New Girl, S02E23)
• "Caress Me Down" by Sublime (New Girl, S02E23)
• Jake Johnson for MVP of television (New Girl, S02E23)
• RT: "Network sitcom rankings: 1.) New Girl TRIUMPHANT 2.) Bob's Burgers…"
• "Games Without Frontiers" by Peter Gabriel (The Americans, S01E13)
• "Creed Bratton is the new manager!" (The Office, S09E21)
• "'Hors d'oeuvres'? Okay, that's French, I recognize that, but I don't speak French, so I went with a surefire bet of glitter." (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E01)
• "This is now officially my worst nightmare. That's right, Jason Giambi sex dream, you're out!" (Happy Endings, S03E22)
• "I got so many 'no's, I felt like Jason Giambi in my Jason Giambi sex dream!" (Happy Endings, S03E22)
• Ominous spinning wheel of coloured safety scissors (Orphan Black, S01E06)
• Hot glue gun as interrogation device (Orphan Black, S01E06)

#clipoftheweek

• Jay Onrait And Dan O'Toole Are Coming To America