A fictional depiction of a future wherein a globalist terrorist organization aligned with the United Nations to disable the United States' power grid and institutes Martial Law. It will take a dedicated family of patriots armed with strong survival skills and the remains of the Second Amendment to save America and reclaim its freedom. [source]
Heh. Alex Jones plays a senator.
Oh. Chuck Norris' son directed it.
There was a Honey 2?
Is that supposed to be a turkey? Who designed this? Search engines and a turkey?
Oh. It's about a Thanksgiving without mobile reception. What does that have to do with search engines, though?
A fresh and modern "coming-of-age-during-the-apocalypse" story for the post "Twilight" generation. [source]
"A mix between Twilight and faith that teens will really enjoy!" Evy Baehr, Content Manager & Host of Movieguide TV
"At first I didn't think I would like it at all because normally Christian movies aren't all that awesome, but within the first few minutes I was hooked. I love the love triangle and I can't wait until the next one!" Kennedy (15 year old girl – big fan of Hunger Games and Twilight)
Idea: A disaster wipes out 99% of humanity on Earth, and all the male survivors are gingers.
Live Thog: Brick Mansions Trailer
This is similar to Banlieue 13. Did Luc Besson remake his own film?
Yes, yes he did – and with David Belle reprising his role in Banlieue 13!
I know that Banlieue 13 is noted for its parkour, and that David Belle is the founder of parkour, but why would a French dude be living in Detroit's projects? Surely there are Arabs who are adept at parkour.
The director of 13 Tzameti also remade his own film in English.
We Get Familiarized with Strands of Gays and Life Styles no one Knows Existed. We get Rural Gays, Closet Cases, Bi Sexual Men and More. This Film has Newly Filmed Erotic Sequences to add to the Suspense and Secrecy, Making it Entertainment with a Brain. [source]
You guys! It's a film about a dark horse that features a literal dark horse!
Hearing the news that her father is suffering with dementia, Dana, a thirtyish Seattle ballet teacher, reluctantly returns to her childhood home on Orcas Island to discover that it is threatened with foreclosure. To save the farm and the family, she must tame her mother's dangerous Friesian horse and ride him to victory in the year's biggest dressage competition. She must also reconcile her warring brothers, and heal a broken heart. [source]
Save a farm, tame a horse, ride him to victory, reconcile warring brothers, heal a broken heart – that's asking a lot from a ballet teacher.
A pregnant grad student and her friends are held captive at a women's academy that's actually a cult of feminists bent on the enslavement of men.
Former football star turned convict, Tyler "The Fuse" Draven, discovers in jail that he has the ability to create fire by mere thought alone! Now he's going to use his new-found power to get revenge on everyone that's ever done him wrong… which seems to be the entire world!
Mother's Day Massacre
Jim Cavanaugh is a shy suburban New Jersey teenager. His mom left when he was a child and his father is a real jerk. The unrelenting psychotic domination of his redneck father forces Jim to search out his long lost mother. His quest takes him to the backwoods of Jersey where he encounters semi-retarded hillbillies who have a taste for DIY circumcisions and Peterbilt trucks.
Teach Me: Skateboard Edition
Anabolic took over a local skatepark for a day to see which girls had the best lip tricks, and who could grind the best!!! These lovely lasses all seemed to appreciate longboards logistically launched into (wet) waiting pipes!!! 6 action scenes starring 7 super stoked sluts!
Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island
"A maniacal clown reaps personal revenge on unsuspecting frat boys. Pledge Jack Jones must quickly formulate a plan to stop the clown, save his brothers, and find the courage to come out of the closet before the sun rises."
Holla If You Hear Me Kill You
"A masked maniac stalks a group of hip-hop recording artists though a recording studio."
"Death" is wearing Groucho glasses.
"A young musician is seduced by a touring rock band called 'Neowolf' with a hungry habit that comes with the full moon."
Death Metal: Are We Watching You Die? Metal Retardation: Are You Metally Retarded?