Goat Simulator is a video game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking.
"Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators. [source]
Oh, and it features a goat Iron Throne.
Sitting on the Infernal Throne turns the goat into King of the Goats and gives him the ability to "summon peasants" which makes goats rain from the skies.
What other big name features can we expect on your upcoming album besides Wiz Khalifa?
I've spoken already with Juvenile. I'm in talks right now with DMX and MGK. I spoke a little bit with E-40. I already got John Cena on two tracks.
"Untitled Billy Corgan Wrestling Project"
Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan pulls back the curtains on the pro-wrestling world as he takes over creative direction for the independent wrestling company Resistance Pro.
WWE pulls back the curtains.
What a year it could've been for Earl – boxing George Zimmerman, opening for a reunited Midtown…
Dude legally changed his name from Lion King Conaway to simply Lion King.
Eastern Michigan coach, convert him into a defensive back for the possibility of Megatron vs. Lion King.
Of course it's an Oregon fan.
At least with "no homo," the preceding comment is generally affectionate or innocuous.
Let's look at the cast of the Turkish adaptation of The Sopranos!
Melfi, AJ, Meadow, Tony, Carmela, Janice?, Junior, Christopher
Interesting that its producers cast actors who resemble the American cast.
Related: The Colombian adaptation of Breaking Bad –
Idea: A supercut of Colombian Walter Jr. reaction shots (0:27, 4:49).
A play on a 13-year-old Nelly song was the winning ad campaign? Which agency conceived it? Cool Dads and Partners?
Is General Mills trying to make Honey Nut Cheerios the Sprite of cereals – the Sprite to plain Cheerios' Coca-Cola? Or did it just really love the slogan "must be the honey"?
All I see in Capital One's current ad is Alec Baldwin's chest hair.
0:16 – Why does this dude leisurely swinging on a swing in his living room only have one second to talk? Where is he rushing off to in sandals?
They couldn't get all the Workaholics? I know Anders is on The Mindy Project, but the fuck is Blake doing that he can't go on a cruise?
Nathan For You is Kendrick Lamar.
Freaks and Geeks is Tupac.
Chappelle's Show is Biggie.
Seems like he gets off on being a Dick, because otherwise, wouldn't you go by Rich, or Rick, or your middle name – Riley Fain?
Where to begin?
Ted Allen on The Alton Browncast:
There was a pilot made for Chopped that never aired – I have a copy of it – in which the concept was very different. The original Chopped was set in a mansion. The host of the show was the butler of the mansion, in a tuxedo. The host would hold a chihuahua. The contestants would pull up in limousines. And, each course, when somebody was chopped, their food was fed to the chihuahua.
A couple's fight over the husband's infidelity turns to a grotesque calamity. After failing to sever her husband's penis, the infuriated wife chooses instead to dismember her son in order to hurt his father.
an actual screencap of the trailer
Starting in September, visitors to Universal Studios Florida will step into the "Cabin in the Woods."
Halloween Horror Nights creative director Mike Aiello describes the flow of the haunted house maze experience as a "chronological retelling of the film from beginning to relative end – minus the gods destroying the Earth." [source]
Alas, the elevator ride is static.
"Why doesn't Malkin have a playoff beard?"
"Has a player ever donned a fake beard?"
"Evgeni Merkins, heh."
Vernon Chatman is half the brains behind Wonder Showzen, as well as a behind-the-scenes player on South Park and Louie.
In his new book, Chatman hires barely literate essay writers to complete perverse assignments like, "How would the Bible be different if it starred the giant spider from Kafka's The Metamorphosis?"