The Oscars gotta do a "crying Michael B. Jordan face" joke.
I can't stop looking at this image of The Seer on Vikings. Why didn't anyone tell me about this character? He looks like Kurt Sutter's character on The Bastard Executioner after being cycled through Google Translate.
The NBA All-Star Celebrity Game has become just a platform for Kevin Hart to promote his films.
Oh, he's coaching this year.
Oh, he's coaching against Drake.
Oh, it's USA vs. Canada.
Drake is coaching Win Butler and the Property Brothers! And Kris Wu! Who is Kris Wu?!
Oh, José Bautista is one of Drake's assistant coaches.
Team USA: Ice Cube's son, a co-owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, Muggsy Bogues, and Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie), who it seems replaced Michael B. Jordan.
Oh, Joel David Moore played in the 2010 Celebrity Game with Dr. Oz and Pitbull.
Update: Kevin Hart un-retired during the game and played in the second half.
College football recruiting parodies itself.
How is Randy Sklar top-billed?
Update: He's the MC.
This year, my Christmas presents to others are all from Pizza Hut's "hip" clothing line.
[Tim Allen curious grunt]
Amid the bustling world of Central Oregon's wild mushroom hunting camps, the lives of two former soldiers intersect. [source]
THE BUSTLING WORLD OF CENTRAL OREGON'S WILD MUSHROOM HUNTING CAMPS.
A 75-year-old sniper with the US Special Forces in Vietnam and a 46-year-old platoon leader of Cambodia's Khmer Freedom Fighters come together each fall to hunt the elusive matsutake mushroom, a rare mushroom prized in Japanese culture and cuisine.
Told over the course of one matsutake mushroom season…
"Dew with CRAFTED dark berry."
Str8 off tha Skeetz of Muthaphukkin Compton
Has anyone seen any of his three performances?
Idea: A dance tent at a county fair, featuring sets by: DJ Yella, DJ Hurricane, the DJ for Sugar Ray…
What if her doctor had not excised the spermatophores?
Are squid spermatophores transmittable orally?
Story Idea: She impregnates a woman via cunnilingus, and…half-squid child – a male who ejaculates black semen.