This year, my Christmas presents to others are all from Pizza Hut's "hip" clothing line.
AUSTIN – Pro-gun demonstrators staging a mock mass shooting near the University of Texas at Austin on Saturday were overwhelmed in number and ferocity by a large group of counter-protesters wielding dildos and machines that generated fart sounds. [source]
…Did I use it correctly?
[Tim Allen curious grunt]
Amid the bustling world of Central Oregon's wild mushroom hunting camps, the lives of two former soldiers intersect. [source]
THE BUSTLING WORLD OF CENTRAL OREGON'S WILD MUSHROOM HUNTING CAMPS.
A 75-year-old sniper with the US Special Forces in Vietnam and a 46-year-old platoon leader of Cambodia's Khmer Freedom Fighters come together each fall to hunt the elusive matsutake mushroom, a rare mushroom prized in Japanese culture and cuisine.
Told over the course of one matsutake mushroom season…
It was deduced by fans online that a new Star Wars character's name is actually a Beastie Boys reference. Ello Asty, an X-Wing pilot from The Force Awakens, is a tip of the hat to the Beasties' 1999 release Hello Nasty. [source]
"Dew with CRAFTED dark berry."
Str8 off tha Skeetz of Muthaphukkin Compton
Has anyone seen any of his three performances?
Idea: A dance tent at a county fair, featuring sets by: DJ Yella, DJ Hurricane, the DJ for Sugar Ray…
What if her doctor had not excised the spermatophores?
Are squid spermatophores transmittable orally?
Story Idea: She impregnates a woman via cunnilingus, and…half-squid child – a male who ejaculates black semen.
Nickelodeon is partnering with Carmelo Anthony on a line of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired consumer products.
The New York Knicks star will serve as creative director of Turtles by Melo. It is expected to span lifestyle products, home furnishings, publishing, video games and more. [source]
TURTLES BY MELO
Kids shows these days…
At tonight's Tumblr Fuck Yeah Party Sponsored by Entourage—that is the party's official name— I meet an Entourage fanboy named Jeff. I ask him why he loves the show.
"It's the life I wanted," he says. "I just missed out on it."
Later, I find another fan named Spencer, who's rocking a white satin football jersey. Are you excited for the movie? I ask.
"I'm fuckin' excited as hell. Yeah, to see some titties and see some fuckin' extravagant spending of money." [source]
I can't stop watching this WWE 2K15 bug.