…Did I use it correctly?
[Tim Allen curious grunt]
Amid the bustling world of Central Oregon's wild mushroom hunting camps, the lives of two former soldiers intersect. [source]
THE BUSTLING WORLD OF CENTRAL OREGON'S WILD MUSHROOM HUNTING CAMPS.
A 75-year-old sniper with the US Special Forces in Vietnam and a 46-year-old platoon leader of Cambodia's Khmer Freedom Fighters come together each fall to hunt the elusive matsutake mushroom, a rare mushroom prized in Japanese culture and cuisine.
Told over the course of one matsutake mushroom season…
It was deduced by fans online that a new Star Wars character's name is actually a Beastie Boys reference. Ello Asty, an X-Wing pilot from The Force Awakens, is a tip of the hat to the Beasties' 1999 release Hello Nasty. [source]
"Dew with CRAFTED dark berry."
Str8 off tha Skeetz of Muthaphukkin Compton
Has anyone seen any of his three performances?
Idea: A dance tent at a county fair, featuring sets by: DJ Yella, DJ Hurricane, the DJ for Sugar Ray…
What if her doctor had not excised the spermatophores?
Are squid spermatophores transmittable orally?
Story Idea: She impregnates a woman via cunnilingus, and…half-squid child – a male who ejaculates black semen.
Nickelodeon is partnering with Carmelo Anthony on a line of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired consumer products.
The New York Knicks star will serve as creative director of Turtles by Melo. It is expected to span lifestyle products, home furnishings, publishing, video games and more. [source]
TURTLES BY MELO
Kids shows these days…
At tonight's Tumblr Fuck Yeah Party Sponsored by Entourage—that is the party's official name— I meet an Entourage fanboy named Jeff. I ask him why he loves the show.
"It's the life I wanted," he says. "I just missed out on it."
Later, I find another fan named Spencer, who's rocking a white satin football jersey. Are you excited for the movie? I ask.
"I'm fuckin' excited as hell. Yeah, to see some titties and see some fuckin' extravagant spending of money." [source]
I can't stop watching this WWE 2K15 bug.
Story Idea: A hotly anticipated music album leaks, and everyone who listens to the leak dies as soon as they stop listening.
Sketch Idea: Modern Funeral. Selfies with the corpse, obvs. Tweet your respects using the hashtag #roryin5words. Eulogies: 28 things you probably didn't know about Rory, 19 things only childhood friends of Rory will understand. A pre-recorded video is played of Rory reacting to his or her death – "Hey guys…"
NHL Idea: The team that wins the Presidents' Trophy receives a free power play that it can use at any time during the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Sloan is a rock/power pop quartet from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
The success and recognition of their albums, (most notably Twice Removed) in rankings has made Sloan one of the best Canadian bands of all time.
In 2005, Twice Removed was named the best Canadian album ever.
One of the best Canadian bands of all time – who released the best Canadian album ever – playing at noon in a tent on Sunday.
They follow a local band that won a contest.
Best use of Bugles in film ever.