I have nothing of substance to write except post links. • Photos from The Watchmen shoot. • Who killed Sean Taylor?

The only positive thing I can think of about Hitler's time on earth—I'm sure he would have eliminated all bloggers. In Colonial times, bloggers were called "Pamphleteers." They hung on street corners handing them out to passersby. Now, they hang out on electronic street corners,…

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HIS WHOLE SCHTICK IS BASED AROUND SINGING THROUGH A VOICE BOX, PEOPLE!!!

And that's why baseball is the best sport in the world.

For the record, Jon's feelings about the Bud Light mixed with Clamato are wrong. They are delicious together – it's called a Red Eye, if you include a raw egg. I've had many of them.

So this was my Saturday. I returned from Boston where my cousin Kaitlin got married (in the same hall that I had my Bar Mitzvah… weird, I know. You can tell we're a very religious family) on a flight to Philly out of Logan at…

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I've always wanted to use that image. Jon: I'm not sure the bridge collapse was tragic enough for a joke to merit a "too soon?" or an "inappropriate!," let alone both. But whatever…

Boston Red Sox – Best record in baseball as of today. New England Patriots – Randy Moss? Tom Brady? Adalius Thomas? Bill Belichick? AFC Title, please. Boston Celtics – Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen. Name one team in the NBA with three players…

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Ben spent Monday at the beach with his pro-life girlfriend. His girlfriend built a fetus out of sand. Then, Ben destroyed the sand fetus in front of his girlfriend. He clams that it's one of the funniest things he's ever done. [pause] You can't rate…

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