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The Week of 09.05.10

I'm Still Here
limited release fri 09.10
a documentary(?) that follows joaquin phoenix as he announces his retirement from acting in the fall of 2008 and sets off to reinvent himself as a hip-hop artist

reportedly, phoenix tries to get diddy to produce his album, and in one sequence, someone feuding with him defecates on him while he's asleep

Series Premiere
Terriers
wed 09.08 @ 10:00 pm (fx)
from the creator of the shield

an ex-cop and an ex-thief team up to become low-rent, unlicensed detectives in ocean beach

cast:
• donal logue (jimmy the cab driver)
• michael raymond-james
(true blood)

Season Premiere
Sons of Anarchy
tue 09.07 @ 10:00 pm (fx)

Season Premiere
The Venture Bros.
sun 09.12 @ 11:30 pm (adult)

Season Premiere
The Vampire Diaries
thu 09.09 @ 8:00 pm (cw)

Series Premiere
Nikita
thu 09.09 @ 9:00 pm (cw)
somewhere between a total reboot and a thematic continuation of the original film and television series

cast:
• maggie q (live free or die hard)
• shane west (er)
• melinda clarke (the o.c.)
• xander berkeley (24)
• aaron stanford (x2)

Series Premiere
Hellcats
wed 09.08 @ 9:00 pm (cw)
bring it on: the series

Pro Football Season Premiere
Minnesota Vikings
at New Orleans Saints
thu 09.09 @ 8:35 pm et (nbc)

Green Bay Packers
at Philadelphia Eagles
sun 09.12 @ 4:15 pm et (fox)

Dallas Cowboys
at Washington Redskins
sun 09.12 @ 8:20 pm et (nbc)

Baltimore Ravens
at New York Jets
mon 09.13 @ 7:00 pm et (espn)

College Football
#12 Miami (FL) at #2 Ohio St.
sat 09.11 @ 3:40 pm et (espn)

#18 Penn St. at #1 Alabama
sat 09.11 @ 7:00 pm et (espn)

#17 Florida St. at #10 Oklahoma
sat 09.11 @ 3:30 pm et (abc)

Michigan at Notre Dame
sat 09.11 @ 3:30 pm et (nbc)

ESPN 30 for 30:
One Night in Vegas
tue 09.07 @ 8:00 pm et (espn)
a look at mike tyson through the lens of tupac shakur

2010 MTV Video Music Awards
sun 09.12 @ 8:00 pm (mtv)
hosted by chelsea handler

with performances by:
• b.o.b.
• deadmau5
• drake
• eminem
• florence and the machine
• justin bieber
• kanye west
• lady gaga
• linkin park
• nicki minaj
• paramore
• robyn
• travie mccoy

The Virginity Hit
film in theatres fri 09.10
from the writers of
the last exorcism?

a mockumentary of a teenage boy's attempts to lose his virginity

Eclectic Method
"8 Bit Mixtape"
white label
» download

10th Anniversary
At the Drive-In
'Relationship of Command'
lp originally released tue 09.12.00
tmt: "THE GREATEST ROCK ALBUM I HAVE HEARD IN THE LAST TEN YEARS. it annihilates anything done or even attempted by a rock band coming from any direction imaginable"

omar: "it's the one record [i played on that] i cannot listen to"

» "One Armed Scissor"
off the album relationship of command
named best "scene" single of the 00s by alternative press

The Empire Shall Fall
"Arcarsenal"
white label
atdi cover
» download

Professor Layton
and the Unwound Future
ds game available sun 09.12

Interpol
'Interpol'
album legally available tue 09.07

Anberlin
'Dark Is the Way:
Light Is a Place'
album legally available tue 09.07

Dorrough
'Get Big'
album legally available tue 09.07

Jukebox the Ghost
'Everything Under the Sun'
album legally available tue 09.07

Ludo
'Prepare the Preparations'
album legally available tue 09.07

Robyn
'Body Talk Pt. 2'
album legally available tue 09.07

The Thermals
'Personal Life'
album legally available tue 09.07

MacGruber
vd available tue 09.07

Videocracy
vd available tue 09.07

Skins: Volume 3
vd available tue 09.07

The Norm Show:
The Complete Series
vd available tue 09.07

Season Finale
True Blood
sun 09.12 @ 9:00 pm (hbo)

Season Finale
Louie
tue 09.07 @ 11:00 pm (fx)

Season Finale
Entourage
sun 09.12 @ 10:30 pm (hbo)

Season Finale
Hung
sun 09.12 @ 10:00 pm (hbo)

Season Finale
White Collar
tue 09.07 @ 9:00 pm (usa)

Season Finale
Psych
wed 09.08 @ 10:00 pm (usa)

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Last time I spend more than $10 on earphones... #sennheiserfail 08 Sep 10 from web
I forgot what a time suck football is. #unproductivelabourday 07 Sep 10 from web
internet explorer is the prankster comet for the web design galaxy. 03 Sep 10 from web
Is Linkin Park's "A Thousand Suns" This Decade's "Kid A"? http://on.mtv.com/cQVuHE 01 Sep 10 from web
Still no "Inception" vs. "Being John Malkovich" mash-up... 01 Sep 10 from web

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Le Donk and Scor-Zay-Zee

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Buried

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Catfish

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

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31 May 05

Red State Report with Rory Hornblower

If the press intends to forcefeed me Danica Patrick hype until she wins, here's hoping she starts racing wheelchairs soon.

Cowboy Troy is such an Uncle Tom. He markets himself as bizarro Eminem but fails to grasp that there's nothing cool about a black guy who associates with country music artists and raps about being a hick.

Imagine his Cribs segment.

"This is where the magic happens — my cotton field."

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