"What's with all the wings?"

"I thought I'd be fun to hand out chicken wings instead of candy, but I overestimated their appeal, so I'm stuck with like $80 worth of wings."

"You can't hand out unwrapped food."

"I didn't! I wrapped them individually in Saran wrap."

[pause]

"So you…"

"Spent all night unwrapping chicken wings, yes. You want any?"

"You know I'm a vegetarian."

"Oh I bought vegetarian wings too. Just in case."

"How thoughtful of you."