ATTACK OF THE SHOW, G4's daily trip to the digital water cooler, relaunches on May 15. Among the topics that the newly relaunched AOTS will cover in its daily broadcasts are:

Sex, Parties & Women: Perhaps the most important topics of all to AOTS viewers. The series unveils new franchise segments such as "MySpace Girl of the Week." [source]

Way to build cred, G4.

The network has hit Maladroit. Only a matter of time before Make Believe sets in.

I've concluded that it's smarter to steal than to play for points on Family Feud.

The odds that a family clears the board are low, so I'd risk a sweep every round and wait for the playing family to strike out. Then, not only do I already know three incorrect answers, I also get to discuss the best possible remaining answer(s) with others. Five heads are better than one.

On MTV's Yo Momma, SoCal peeps compete in trash talk battles that involve (as the title of the show suggests) "yo momma" jokes.

What flusters me is that many contestants' mothers actually attend these battles!

"Hey, mom, wanna hear a complete stranger talk shit about you tonight?"
"Sure, I'd love to!"

A few suggestions on how to improve "my show," Wilmer:
1. Send contestants on dates with their opponents' mothers prior to battle.
2. Let mothers compete.

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