I've fallen in love with Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday Italian on the Food Network. I love watching her cook. Everything she does is so elegant. Today, she made mussels, clams and shrimp in a spicy broth. I can't afford clams, so I had a mushroom tip covered in white sauce. Oh yes... Never a [...]

A fortnight ago, Howard Stern talked to "California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger" on the air about blowing up the moon. Inexplicably, the Arnold impersonator and his proposal to destroy the moon fooled a few press outlets. Joe Scarborough on the April 25 episode of Scarborough Country: According to "The London Evening Standard," Arnold recently went on [...]

I bought a sandwich at Quizno's yesterday. The sandwich "artist" put the completed sandwich in a paper bag and then put the paper bag in a plastic bag. Fuckin' hell, I thought. Another plastic bag. Every home should have a recycle bin for plastic bags. I can't think of a scenario involving plastic bags in [...]

System Of A Down will head out on a two-month North American tour beginning in August, and plan to bring along one of the few Rock bands odder than themselves: The Mars Volta. The arena tour kicks off in early August with a third, still-unannounced band to join the bill. Please please please let the [...]

I went bowling on Saturday. The last time I bowled was two years ago at the Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle wrap party and my rustiness showed. 10 gutter balls. To think, I used to call myself "Blitzkrieg the Strike Masta." I need practice. Bowling 42 is unacceptable. I just wish a round of bowling wasn't [...]