Previously on Adam Riff™ (Mar 2017):
Idea: Is a Sandwich a Hot Dog? – grind up a sandwich and stuff it in a sausage casing.
Jack in the Crack is all in on its stoner base.
In-N-Out should make its fries out of burgers so I never have to hear people piss and moan about them ever again.
Wendy's should respond with a gravy-and-cheese-curd Frosty.
McDonald's should sell onion rings.