This 1-800-BAD-DRUG ad for abnormal male breast growth has been airing during the Simpsons marathon, and it's even loonier than the one for transvaginal mesh failure.
stock photos of boys in risperdal adverts .tumblr.com
related: This Depends ad about bladder leakage after a hysterectomy that aired during the Emmys.
Vance DeGeneres' life is quietly fascinating.
— Ellen's brother
— Corporal in the Marine Corps
— Originated the role of Mr. Hands in the Mr. Bill short films
— Co-founded a band with Go-Go's drummer Gina Schock
— Daily Show correspondent
— Became the permanent rhythm guitarist for Cowboy Mouth
— Now co-runs of Steve Carell's production company
Philly food crawl 3? No, just a detour for work on my way home.
I'll be in town for SPAM Night, though.
34. Simon Sees (Nathan For You, S02E08)
Dean Ambrose empties an ice bucket on Seth Rollins' head (WWE Raw, 08-18-14)
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (WWE Raw, 08-18-14)
Santa Says (Nathan For You, S02E08)
Fight Scene (The Knick, S01E03)
Is business about to pick up? (The Strain, S01E06)
Patti recites the second stanza of Yeats' "Michael Robartes bids his Beloved be at Peace" (The Leftovers, S01E08)
Libby's got jungle fever (Masters of Sex, S02E06)
"Gonna hit the buffet at the Spearmint Rhino. You down?"
"No, I'm gonna stick around here, put in a little work."
"You sure, man? Boobies and food…" (Matador, S01E06)
"I'm an idiot businessman with a small dick." (Nathan For You, S02E08)
"We shared popcorn. We weren't masturbating there."
"We just have one board for both. These cork boards are like $20." (Nathan For You, S02E08)
Nathan For You Season Grade: A-
Magic incorporating SPAM (Wizard Wars, S01E01)
"When a dude with puka shells runs away from you, you are on to something." (The Bridge, S02E07)
The Honourable Woman Season Grade: C+
Rectify Season Grade: C+
"In fact, you interrupted my preparations." (The Knick, S01E03)
RT: The fight with Algernon outside the bar was done with a rig on Andre's back and GoPro cameras (The Knick, S01E03)
"an avant-garde pop summer mixtape"
Almost…finished…clearing out my boss' flat.
Jon: You think I can cancel your cable service for you?
Pep: Why not? You pose as me and sign my signature all the time.
Jon: Yes, but, won't they check identification?
Jon: Hey, did you read the surrender agreement? "Walls must be painted back to original colour"?!
Jon: Will they deduct from the security deposit for leaving the shower curtain? I've never moved to this extent before.
B: Jon, people your age are raising families.
Game Show Idea: A variation on The Price Is Right with phone number games instead of pricing games. You win stuff based on how well you know the phone numbers of contacts in your phone.
"All these digits are one away from the digits in your co-worker Tom's phone number."
"Gentleman, do I have seven digits correct?"
Pathfinder on a nine-by-nine grid.
For Plinko chips: "Scott Rothman's area code: Starts with a 4 or ends with a 0?"
So a white person unconscionably kills a black person. Punish said white person by dyeing his or her skin black — John Howard Griffin, but permanent. No prison time or death penalty, just irrevocably alter his or her appearance. #jonjustice
Rory: WWF : WCW :: Mad: Cracked.
Jon: But Cracked never rivaled Mad like WCW rivaled WWF.
Jon: Extending the analogy, John Severin is Hulk Hogan, and Don Martin is Bret Hart.
Rory: Duck Edwing is Shawn Michaels?
Greatest Ever! Definitive! Alien Ant Farm?!
Of those 19 songs, only "The Best of Me" really fits the bill.
How do you not go with "Dammit" and "Fat Lip"?
What is this I don't even…
"'What I Go to School For' by Busted."
"The Lemonheads' cover of 'Mrs. Robinson.'"
"'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd."
Hüsker Dü couldn't have been on this disc?
It's like the record company just shuffled through the music libraries of its three "punk-est" employees.
It's my last week living in New York City, probably ever.
"How I spent much of my early 30s in New York City, crashing at my boss' flat, using a hoodie as a blanket."
Pep's landlord has been showing his flat to prospective tenants. I chuckle to myself every time I hear one say, "It's spacious."
33. A Selfish Act (Utopia, S02E06)
"I love how passionate you are about pepperoni." (Masters of Sex, S02E05)
Weird Al, Bob Dylan, and Mr. Wonderful in one episode (WWE Raw, 08-11-14)
"We're just…licking our fingers at the match factory!" (Going Deep with David Rees, S01E08)
Share a Coke with Ian (Utopia, S02E06)
Utopia Season Grade: B+
"One eye is dollar sign, one eye is safety. Dollar in one eyes, and babies in the other eyes." (Nathan For You, S02E07)
"Man, I'm from Brooklyn. I'd rather have a pizza." (Nathan For You, S02E07)
"The baby sign was gone from his eyes and replaced with another dollar sign." (Nathan For You, S02E07)
Wilfred Season Grade: C-
Keaton Henson! (Rectify, S02E09)
"This little light of mine, we gon' grow some pot…" (Black Jesus, S01E02)
"Whoo! Back ain't been the same since I carried them fat girls across the River Nile trying to get away from them soldiers, man." (Black Jesus, S01E02)
"Have you…had cocaine before?"
"You're going to feel nothing in your arm and wonderful everywhere else. It's truly a miracle." (The Knick, S01E02)
Previously on Adam Riff™:
What began as an excursion down to Philly to try Drew's sandwich ballooned into an all-day food crawl.
Philly food crawl 2? Philly food crawl 2.