Not anymore, Jews

Do you trust weed from a stranger?
You know, I was in San Francisco with a buddy of mine, just traveling with me for something, for an event, he was my plus one, and uh, I don't really smoke weed but he does, and he was like, "Ugh, I didn't make weed arrangements." And we were walking in Union Square and I said, "Let's see if I can get us some weed," and I just said, "Yo, where my weed at?" like loud, and a joint appeared. I was like weed Merlin. No, weed David Copperfield. I was pretty impressed, I did it twice at different points in the day. It would take me a few minutes, but I'm sure I could get us some weed if you wanted some.

This fall on ABC: John Cho is…Weed Merlin.

Would you want to be a superhero?
I don't particularly want to diet. Or work out like crazy.

Seriously, though… Breaking Bad, but Walter is a struggling magician and Jesse a former assistant of his. Instead of making drugs, they traffic drugs.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

30. Thanks, Obama (Fleabag, S01E01)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "You want Jew time? Do a Jew crime." (The Night Of, S01E02)
  • "She got her master's from Berkeley."
    "Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley, and I'm pretty affirmative how she got in." (Vice Principals, S01E01)
  • "I am the scream in your mind." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
  • Dominique's sex chat buddy is "happyhardonhenry806," a nod to Christian Slater's pirate radio DJ in Pump Up the Volume (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
  • "All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
  • "You know that bullshit people say about how, when you fall, you gotta get up? I reject that shit, man. You know why? The whole thing is a fall. It can't help but be. A perpetual state of grasping in the dark. It's not about getting up, it's about stumbling, stumbling in the right direction. It's the only true way to move forward." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
  • "He's like a blog that nobody reads, but in human form." (Looking, S03E01)
  • ♫: Lower Dens – "I Get Nervous" (Looking, S03E01)
  • Looking Season Grade: C+
  • Jimmy Kimmel? (Trailer Park Boys, S10E06)
  • Doug Benson? (Trailer Park Boys, S10E07)
  • "Let's go buy some cocks of pepperoni!" (Trailer Park Boys, S10E07)
  • "He was feeding the geese." (Trailer Park Boys, S10E08)
  • "I'm not gonna fall in love with Tom Arnold because I love you." (Trailer Park Boys, S10E08)
  • "Ricky thinks small cocks are funnier." (Trailer Park Boys, S10E10)
  • ♫: Nightingale Cummings – "Maybe Tomorrow" (Trailer Park Boys, S10E10)
  • Trailer Park Boys Season Grade: C


(BoJack Horseman, S03E10)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Veep

#clipoftheweek


I am fine with where I am now

Those posters look kinda similar.

Who directed Nerve?

Oh. The directors of Catfish.

Wait, the directors of Nerve also directed Viral?

Huh. They directed two films being released in the same week — and both star Machine Gun Kelly.


Jon: Idea: Snapchat Answers to Stupid Questions.

Rory: Is Al Jaffee still alive?
Jon: Yup.
Jon: A surprising number of Mad's "usual gang of idiots" from our youth are still alive.
Jon: It's possible they could outlive Mad.


Idea: A colourblind Instagram filter. How someone who is colourblind sees the image.

Acknowledge Lucifer

Jon: That's his actual IMDb bio?!
Rory: His name is misspelled right below the correct spelling of his name – amazing.


This Wednesday July 20th at 1pm EST Golden Globe nominated actress Evangeline Lilly (Lost, The Hobbit, Ant-Man), popular punk band Anti-Flag frontman Justin Sane, Jonny 5 of the Denver-based hip-hop outfit Flobots, and famed political pollster Dr. Stanley Greenberg, will hold a press conference via phone for the kick-off of the nationwide Rock Against the TPP tour, a series of large-scale concerts, teach-ins, and protests mobilizing to raise awareness about the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) agreement. [source]

August 19: Seattle, WA w/ Talib Kweli, Anti-Flag, Evangeline Lilly + more

Talib Kweli, Anti-Flag, and Evangeline Lilly walk into a bar…


Jon: Imagine presidential elections as shoot tag team wrestling matches.

Jon: Obama/Biden vs. Romney/Ryan – who wins?
Rory: Dude…
Rory: Paul Ryan is like an American Gladiator.
Rory: Romney/Ryan mop the floor with Obama/Biden.

Jon: Obama/Biden vs. McCain/Palin – who wins?
Rory: I think Biden and McCain are a wash.
Rory: McCain literally can't raise his arms above his shoulders.
Jon: But his partner is a self-proclaimed "mama grizzly."
Rory: I give Obama/Biden the edge.

Jon: Bush/Cheney vs. Gore/Lieberman – who wins?
Rory: Oof. Tough one.
Rory: Gore is the strongest of the four, but Lieberman is by far the weakest.
Rory: I give it to Bush/Cheney. Dirty tricks from Cheney.

Jon: Trump/Pence vs. Clinton/TBA vs. Cruz/Fiorina in a tables, ladders, and chairs match.


Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


29. Two turnips in heat (Trailer Park Boys, S10E03)


Stray Observations


(Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio, S01E01)

  • Joey Bada$$ discussing Seinfeld (Mr. Robot, S02E01)
  • "A guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her, he makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't gonna go home with him. Guy says, 'What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?' The woman's never had a million dollars in her life. She stops and considers the offer very seriously. The guy changes his mind, says, 'What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?' Woman is aghast. 'What kind of woman do you think I am?' Guy says, 'We already figured that out. Now we're just negotiating.'" (Mr. Robot, S02E02)
  • "I'm late for my church group. Peace." (Mr. Robot, S02E02)
  • Al Jardine (Decker: Unclassified, S01E04)
  • "Trumpets make you go brown." (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S04E04)
  • "Jesus, boys, he's eating ground pizza." (Trailer Park Boys, S10E04)
  • "Well, that's a cobra strike to all of our erect wangs!" (Trailer Park Boys, S10E04)
  • ♫: Joy Division – "Atmosphere" (Stranger Things, S01E04)
  • Stranger Things Season Grade: B+

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Veep

#clipoftheweek

Either get diplomas or a tool

Rory: Okay, this is the first showcase: The line-up for Beach Goth V!

Jon: Gucci Mane?!
Jon: TLC? That TLC?
Jon: Reel Big Fish, 2 Live Crew…
Rory: Bid or pass?
Jon: Oh, bid, for sure.

Rory: Alright, this is the showcase you passed up: The line-up for OZY Fusion Fest – where "TED will meet Coachella"!


Jon: [snorts] OZY bedroom set, amirite?