Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

31. Gene vs. The Falcon (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E08)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "If they don't give you life, I will have every inch of your flesh removed with a cheese grater, starting with your prick." (True Detective, S02E06)
  • Fat ginger kid just wants to watch Friends and eat pizza (True Detective, S02E06)
  • ♫: The Black Angels – "Black Grease" (True Detective, S02E06)
  • This week on Halt and Catch Fire: Gordon gets lost in a parking garage (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E09)
  • ♫: The Raveonettes – "She's Lost Control (Trentemøller Edit)" (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E09)


"This is Staten Island!" (The Strain, S02E03)

  • Her (Ballers, S01E06)
  • Mark Schlereth anchoring SportsCenter (Ballers, S01E06)
  • "Dog Ziggler." (WWE Raw, 07-27-15)
  • "It's a fish. Take it. Take it. Take the fish." (WWE Raw, 07-27-15)
  • Tommy is 53?! (MasterChef, S06E12)
  • "You can't blackmail me and then try to be the inside spoon!"
    "Marisa was not spooning, inside or out. Our relationship was in trouble, and it was blackmail's fault." (Review, S02E01)
  • "I began spending all of my spare time in the park searching for my mystery mouth." (Review, S02E01)
  • "Family values may have declined over the last century, but we still help our families when we can. You are family, Will." (Hannibal, S03E09)
  • "You called us 'murder husbands.'" (Hannibal, S03E09)
  • "I'm the burp king of Westchester." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E01)
  • "You're opening a can of worms you might not be able to close."
    "Don't tell me about cans. I know about cans. Believe me. I am one." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E03)
  • UCLA (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • John Early is one to watch (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "Hand to God. I've been into sewing since I was eight years old."
    "Oh my God. I had no idea you were that creative."
    "Oh really?"
    "Uh-uh."
    "Oh, I just thought it was so obvious that I'm creative." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "You're insane, Graham. Ayn Rand? She's not attractive." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • Jon Hamm masquerading as Weird Al (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "He says he's going to kill me…like a soup." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • Gene skipping after Victor (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "I'll fart my way into that snatch, just you watch." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "The strongest shape is the triangle. One, two, three. Do you know Pythagris? Pythagris said that if hypotenuse is length C, the legs are lengths A and B, then A squared plus B squared equals C squared."
    "I don't understand."
    "Coop, the tird is not extra. The tird is not hanging off from the side."
    "Did you just say 'turd'?"
    "Coop, tonight, we will be three. You will be our tird."
    "It really really sounds like he's saying 'turd.'"
    "He's saying 'third.'"
    "Tird. Like, the…what go, what happen in the toilet."
    "Oh."
    "You will be our turd."
    "I guess then I…I misunderstood it." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "This is wrong. I'm with Mitch. This is wrong."
    "No no no. He's a can of vegetables. He doesn't have to know." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • Bradley Cooper is only available for two days. Solution: John Slattery and a ski mask. (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E07)
  • "I trusted you with my diaphragm." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E07)
  • Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Season Grade: C

#clipoftheweek


Blacks Rule


Str8 off tha Skeetz of Muthaphukkin Compton

Has anyone seen any of his three performances?

Idea: A dance tent at a county fair, featuring sets by: DJ Yella, DJ Hurricane, the DJ for Sugar Ray…

The Planned Parenthood Dead Babies

But Logan is absolutely convinced the boy-next-door image is the one thing holding him back from major stardom.

"I'm at the point where no matter what, brands are still going to come to me. So I can start being a little more edgy. Like I could do a Vine for a Fleshlight."

Logan will get his shot at performing his edgy song, "Stank Dick," later this week, but next on the schedule he's got to get ready for acting class.

Vince: This profile on Vine star Logan Paul is like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids. It's so perfect it's hard to believe that it came together without some kind of magic.



That banner is like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids.



The Onion's VICE parody series looks like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


30a. Brock Lesnar confronts The Undertaker (WWE Raw, 07-20-15)


30b. The brawl between Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker spills backstage (WWE Raw, 07-20-15)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations


(King of the Nerds UK, S01E02)

  • The lyrics to the theme song are subtly changing with each episode (True Detective, S02E05)
  • "You could've been a scrape job." (True Detective, S02E05)
  • Stephen crying in the fetal position after his tart shell cracked (MasterChef, S06E11)
  • "Kitchen Nightmare." (Hannibal, S03E08)
  • "I stopped drinking beer when I found out what you were putting in mine."
    "Who." (Hannibal, S03E08)
  • "You have served me this before."
    "One of my favourite desserts – traditionally made with pig's blood; in this case, a local cow."
    "…And when you last made it for me?"
    "The blood was from a cow, only in the derogatory sense." (Hannibal, S03E08)

#clipoftheweek

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When something you worked on trends at number one on Twitter and Bomani Jones tweets that your Filipino mate looks Chinese and is Latino…

The working title for the docu-special was "What Is White?," which…bleh. I pushed, from the outset, for "White People" to be the title, but J wasn't keen on it.

Fast forward nine months. J calls me after a meeting with MTV executives.

J: We settled on "White People" as the title. I like it.
Jon: [exasperated screaming]


Speaking of white people…


A trip 13 years in the making.

Everyone: Why are you going to Montana?!
Jon: Because the Internet.

I Was Puffy You Was Mase



SHRED FOR MANKIND.

A skateboarder, Oren, off in a Dystopia world, discovers he is the scion of the Greek god Zephyrus and must come to terms with his new found powers to stop a Gothicized secret society hell-bent on prophesying Hades.

Oil and water, skateboarding and Greek mythology.